janes in the house

[SMB Attorney @SMB_Attorney]

The full story here is NUTS 🤯

TLDR dude hikes 6.5 hours to avoid a helicopter medical bill impaled while his friends make kebab jokes…

> 32yo ER nurse named David is day-hiking Montana’s tallest mountain with his boys

> He slips on a rock near the top and full-on impales himself on his own trekking pole that goes clean through his lat with like 8 inches sticking out both sides

> nurse brain kicks in immediately, checks himself, realizes nothing vital got hit and he can still breathe fine
says screw the helicopter bill and just starts hiking the entire 10 miles back down with the pole still stuck in him

> takes SIX AND A HALF hours, friends are spotting him the whole way, one even runs ahead to warn families so kids don’t see this gnarly shit

> about 4 miles from the car they realize they’re actually gonna make it… and start cracking kebab jokes 😂

> dude never complained once, stayed in weirdly high spirits the whole time

> walks himself all the way to the trailhead, gets the pole pulled out later at the hospital, and already says he’s going back next year to finish the summit

[janes in the house @giveitupforjane]

@hiiinternet pick meh

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@FreeSlave777 This must be so painful. Thank you for sharing you story against all the friction. We believe you

[janes in the house @giveitupforjane]

@foldyrhands just bought a sample , thank uuuu love your descriptions always

[janes in the house @giveitupforjane]

@emilderosa Where’d you go/what sandwich was it ??

[janes in the house @giveitupforjane]

@stavvybaby are your kidneys healthy ????

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*bernie sanders voice* let me be very clear here, there is no dignified way to clean a bathtub

[Every* Beanie Baby @beaniebabybot]

Sunset the monkey.
Birthday: July 18, 2006.
“Wiggling my toes in the sand
With a nice cool drink in hand
Sun and sand and deep blue sea
Better than living in a tree !”

[janes in the house @giveitupforjane]

i love when the pilates instructor tells me to pull my rib cage towards my hips. or to draw my navel in towards my spine. i know exactly what that means and how to do it. it’s easy. i have no problems conceptualizing that

[janes in the house @giveitupforjane]

@luketaylorgo yes :O i saw aziz there

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la is so cursed like 300 people all put on their instagram susan alexandra pastel ruffles and loafers outfit and go to one street and stand in a 25 minute long coffee line. oh and they all look pissed as fuck too. i love it

[janes in the house @giveitupforjane]

@bbybluray SAME!!!

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addison rae and tim dillon cohost podcast now please

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i finally stop being mad at kanye and he immediately does something i hate again

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[janes in the house @giveitupforjane]

just saw a cop rear end someone and i came instantly , otherwise known as “blowing a load”

[janes in the house @giveitupforjane]

it’s wild that all 8 billion ppl in the world think their beliefs and world view are the most true. they must not realize that i’m the only one that’s right about everything. idiot s

[janes in the house @giveitupforjane]

i had a friend in hs that told me her mom never let her dad see her without makeup. like she would wake up and put it on before he woke up and wait until he was asleep to take it off. also the dad was a cop and now they’re all trump sucking republicans

[janes in the house @giveitupforjane]

@quakerraina omfg hadn’t even thought about it but you’re sooo right

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someone just paid to have a sky writing that read “Joe Rogan is 5’3” did anyone else see this