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TV (television, not transvestite) dreamweavers buggering broadcasting boundaries in an attempt get commissioned by the Dave channel or possibly Syfy. Join us!

[BAFTA @BAFTA]

"Thank you so much @SkyArts for being so brave and so pioneering, putting on British TV the first spoken word poetry show"
Giving voice to a community that needs to be heard with Life & Rhymes. #VirginMediaBAFTAs

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@Laurent @BBC6Music is it me or did that last song have a bit of the Men Behaving Badly thème tune about it?

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@lockdownconfess I went out for two lots of excercise today #lockdownconfessions

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Ant and Decking - new show for @ITV starring @antanddec as they turns DIY heroes fitting decking in houses and gardens in need. Also starring DIY hero @tommy_walsh in shorts. What could go wrong?

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The artist formerly known as Prince @britishroyals @Charles_HRH @BBCRoyalInsider @KensingtonRoyal @HRHDukeSussex @DukeCambridgeUK @Queen_UK @MeghanMarkleR #princeharryandmeghan #princeharry #HarryandMeghan #Megxit #MeghanMarkel

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The artist formerly known as Prince @britishroyals @Charles_HRH @BBCRoyalInsider @KensingtonRoyal @HRHDukeSussex @DukeCambridgeUK @Queen_UK @MeghanMarkleR #princeharryandmeghan #princeharry #HarryandMeghan #Megxit #MeghanMarkel

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Wyclef of Dover - new reality show for @MTVUK following @wyclef Jean as he moves to the famous white cliffs in Dover, Kent, with hilarious consequences... one time! #dover @PortOfDover #fugees @thefugeesJS

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Pongs of Praise - new show for @BBCOne celebrating the best church farts... ever hosted by @Dawn_French and Vic Reeves @JamesMoir10 #songsofpraise #bbcone @churchofengland

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@OfficialFPL hope you’ll let me get points for this team. #FantasyFootball

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Once upon a time in Paul Hollywood - @PaulHollywood stars in this new #Tarantino movie spinoff ! #bakeoff @Channel4News @noelfielding11 @sanditoksvig

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@bbclaurak How did this happen? Who told you? Complete liars.

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@Peston @MattHancock Why did this happen???

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@Peston @MattHancock Which senior (lying) tories?

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#bbcboxinf @BBCSport how about... Ruckus of Arabia

[Rob Abdul @robabdul]

@jeremycorbyn #ConservativeManifesto in a nutshell:

"We will give back some of the things we took away from you in the last 10 years in return for letting us push through a no-deal Brexit that will cripple the economy, but make our billionaire backers richer"

Just #VoteLabourDecember12

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@jeremycorbyn Don’t believe a word that man says

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

This is the billionaires’ manifesto.

They bought it.

You’ll pay for it.

[noel fielding @noelfielding11]

please watch this x x x

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@jeremycorbyn your argument should be that this isn’t one person’s Brexit and how they incline to interpret the simple yes / no vote, it’s the people’s Brexit, not Johnsons or Farages or May’s. Your position is giving a choice and neutrality is best to carry out those wishes.

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@Twitter are you gonna shut @CCHQPress down? You should.