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[Mateusz @givemedevfive]

@Miloszowy_13 @mordownik4u Podobno otworzy firmę oponiarską i nazwie ja SKOMIL 🤣

[Mateusz @givemedevfive]

@levelsio Can't you get eSIM? I travelled to Brazil last September and user Airalo to get Brazilian number

[Mateusz @givemedevfive]

@thekitze You have young kid, you can leave Poland anytime. Seems you don't really want to go there 😁

[Mateusz @givemedevfive]

@OMalinkiewicz Przepraszam, ale gdzie są służby, jacyś dziennikarze śledczy? Serio nikomu oprócz Pani nie zależy na upublicznieniu tych procesów?

[Mateusz @givemedevfive]

@mikefutia BANANA

[Mike Futia @mikefutia]

Nano Banana Pro is the biggest unlock for DTC creative since Meta rolled out dynamic ads.

Most brands will scroll past this.

Don't be most brands.

I just generated 50+ campaign-ready images from ONE product photo.

No studio. No photographer. No 2-week turnaround.

(Yes, this image was made with Nano Banana Pro 👇)

This isn't about replacing your creative team.

It's about removing the bottleneck that's been killing them.

What's been strangling DTC creative teams:

✗ Burning $10k on a shoot that fatigues in 72 hours
✗ Waiting 3 weeks for "simple" lifestyle variations
✗ Needing a new shoot for every audience persona
✗ Gibberish AI text that kills your hook
✗ One aspect ratio that doesn't work anywhere else

What Nano Banana Pro actually unlocks:

✓ Upload 14 reference images → 100% product fidelity (no more warped logos)
✓ Generate infinite lifestyle shots from one SKU (virtual photoshoot)
✓ Swap models instantly for persona testing (no talent booking)
✓ Render pixel-perfect text inside the image (legible hooks, any language)
✓ Relight and reskin winning ads to fight fatigue (day to night in seconds)
✓ Outpaint to any aspect ratio without cropping your product

I wrote the playbook.

7 protocols. Real prompts. Actual use cases.

→ The "Anchor Stack" for virtual photoshoots
→ The "Mannequin Swap" for persona testing
→ The "Hook Factory" for native text ads
→ The "Science Ad" for explainer infographics
→ Asset Recycling to fight ad fatigue
→ Global Scale for instant localization
→ Format Fluidity for omnichannel distribution

This isn't prompt engineering. It's creative operations.

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[Mateusz @givemedevfive]

@shottr_cc hm right, it works 💯 not sure why it didn't work for me when I checked it before writing this tweet ;) Thanks anyway!

[Mateusz @givemedevfive]

@krzysztofbosak A oni jeszcze nie wiedzą że od wielu lat są zdecentralizowane giełdy :) działające bezpośrednio na blockchain... Od wielu lat... Całkiem poza zasięgiem ich nadzoru... :)

[Jacek Bartosiak @BartosiakJacek]

@donaldtusk

Mr. Prime Minister,

We appeal for you to immediately embark on the widely publicized tour to Helsinki, Stockholm, Kyiv, and Ankara, and there establish functional military cooperation among these countries (united by the fact that they are vitally interested in Russia not winning and not having influence over them) in order to create serious strategic and operational (and escalatory) dilemmas for Russia, as well as to significantly hinder the Americans from sacrificing the region's interests; for you to immediately make a decision on reviewing arms purchases and communicate this directly to the Americans' faces instead of writing these epistles on X, which evoke contempt from the Americans and deepen their disregard for Poland and its legitimate interests.

The most important decisions that history has placed before you are: command and communication systems independent of the Americans; targeting without the Americans, seeking our own control of escalation without American influence, convincing the Swedes to rotate a battalion/brigade into the Suwałki Gap, and for us to rotate our units to Gotland, including aviation to Swedish airfields —if such a need arises; deployment of Polish missile and drone systems on Hiiumaa and Saaremaa in the Gulf of Riga to threaten Russian maritime movement in the Gulf of Finland; building (mass and cheap) capabilities for conventional long-range strikes without American help—but with cooperation from Ukraine, Turkey, and Sweden; an agreement with Turkey on using rocket and drone training grounds in Turkey, as well as offensive cooperation with Turkish intelligence in the Caucasus and southern Russia; exchange of drone systems with Ukraine for the possibility of false flag operations; beginning planning for a naval, air, and land blockade of the Kaliningrad Oblast; immediate and publicly announced massive increase in salaries for researchers in Świerk near Warsaw, as well as in large-scale chemistry (the one we still have); establishing an experimental unit (battalion) in the Polish Army under the codename Kmicic-Babinicz with a charismatic commander in the style of the Russian Rubicon, with a high degree of training and procurement autonomy; immediate deregulation (and detachment from special services with their approvals, opinions, etc.) of robotics and drone capabilities, as well as dual-use technologies, and allowing private Polish capital/business there so that our business can finally get this segment on its feet in place of the inefficient Polish state in this regard; beginning preparations for active defense and our own hybrid offensive; seriously starting a debate on universal military service in the Republic of Poland, but on new principles that will radically change the Polish Army from its "feudal style," establishing a new citizen-state relationship, this time based on truth and genuine debriefing culture as well as modernity, in which Polish society operates after 35 years of transformation, but unfortunately the Polish Army does not, as you well know.

We are soon to be threatened by geopolitical blackmail/violence, to which we will have no response. We are also facing the war for which we are not prepared; there is no time to lose.

[Mateusz @givemedevfive]

@TansuYegen They say he's somewhere near China now adding one more hurdle

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@InfZakladowy @mBankpl z kodu wygląda, że używają tego do tworzenia fingerprintów, ale co dalej z tym się dzieje i do czego wykorzystują tę informację to już nie wiadomo ;)

[Mateusz @givemedevfive]

@MgShelby Jakiego zachowania dolara wobec naszej złotówki należałoby się spodziewać w razie pęknięcia bańki?

[Mateusz @givemedevfive]

@K_Stanowski Może trzeba zrobić obywatelski projekt, który zobowiąże rządy do działania w tej kwestii

[Mateusz @givemedevfive]

@nieantyfan Wspaniałe uczucie, gratuluję! Ja sobie jeszcze do tego dorzuciłem cel, żeby żona mogła dzieciaki spokojnie wychować i wykształcić, gdy mnie walnie przysłowiowy autobus 🤣

[Mateusz @givemedevfive]

@jakubtepper Dzisiaj w Warszawie na Nowym Świecie w restauracji Gościniec, 44 zł i było znakomite, solidna porcja. Wcześniej weszły jeszcze flaczki i były nawet smaczniejsze 😁 wydaje się niedrogo biorąc pod uwagę lokalizację 👌

[Mateusz @givemedevfive]

@kawecki_maciej Panie Macieju, dziękuję. Jeśli ktoś zapytałby mnie co to jest patriotyzm to myślę, że pańskie działania idealnie wpisują się w definicję!

[Mateusz @givemedevfive]

@TrzeciRentier Zastanawia mnie jak można doprowadzić piekarnik do takiego stanu? 😁 Następnym razem policz więcej, jak im nie będzie pasować to niech przywrócą do właściwego stanu! Btw. ciekawe rozwiązanie z instrukcjami miesiąc wcześniej i sprawdzeniem tydzień przed końcem umowy!

[Mateusz @givemedevfive]

@thekitze Damn just refactored my app from remix to shitix, will have to use hooks...

[Mateusz @givemedevfive]

@dannypostma you are gonna like it based on your posts ;)