your girlfriend’s fav taurus

last seen: bumbling through the woods and complaining to God

[your girlfriend’s fav taurus @givemethematcha]

english teachers would definitely label me as an unreliable narrator

[michelle @chlorophormgirl]

They don’t want you to know that you can say babe platonically and bro romantically

[ezzy @catwomanezzy]

Who is gonna love the avoidant angry daughter

[Buck @BuckOnTwidder]

zoo just called me, they needed a goat

[( ~ . ~ ) @dreamgrladri]

real caffeine addicts know the first coffee is just a formality

[Everybody Ashawo @bday_mp4]

if you speak against Megan thee stallion you will suffer biblical consequences

[patty bibi @pattybibi88]

When i'm yapping and they say "u already told me this"

[cianna @realslimsh4dy]

They’ll put an AI assistant up your ass if you’re not careful

[your girlfriend’s fav taurus @givemethematcha]

the sluttiest thing a man can do is put on a henley, go get his haircut, and then go run errands

[your girlfriend’s fav taurus @givemethematcha]

Living not larping baby

[your girlfriend’s fav taurus @givemethematcha]

Becoming important at work is genuinely the worst thing that can happen to you as a 22 year old woman with a social life

[Mila ✧ @aip551]

This is what AI took from us

[ayo @ayofromthedead]

The answer is yourself

[your girlfriend’s fav taurus @givemethematcha]

Being being in 2004 is awesome bc ur born just in time for air fryers and bisexuals but also the demise of humanity from AI

[🍒 @IRuleGames3]

football season starting which means less men at the gym

[your girlfriend’s fav taurus @givemethematcha]

Welcoming back a 2002 feeling by calling people virgins as an insult

[Marco @maarcoofdezz]

la vida antes de este tweet:

[Rola ౨ৎ @Hoesluvrola]

Whatever chemistry we had in the club is over once i get home stop texting me😒🙄