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The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily married life.

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Horror movies don't scare me. 5 missed calls from mom scares me.

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Don't smoke cigarettes! There are cooler ways to die.

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If you were home alone in the middle of the night, and you heard a fart, would you laugh or be scared?

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Good friends will bail you out of jail. Best friends will be sitting in the cell with you, laughing about how awesome that just was.

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The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.

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Condoms arent completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and he got hit by a truck.

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A true friend thinks you’re a good egg even though you’re slightly cracked.

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Cool things always happen when I don’t have a camera.

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Facebook is like a fridge. If you're bored you keep opening & closing it every few minutes to see if there's anything good in it.

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John 8:32
32 And you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free. #Bible http://t.co/7W6buHvj

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Facebook ya sokodisa

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#nowplaying Ciao Belli with @tunein

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Happy fathers day people

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@_ntombenhle ok

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@_ntombenhle do you know me?

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@_ntombenhle from where?

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@_ntombenhle who are you