no name

i’m actually handsome

[no name @givenone23]

Just send me a booty pic for Father’s Day

[no name @givenone23]

If you beat on men hmu, I don’t listen

[no name @givenone23]

Anyone clean houses naked? paying 350 an hour.

[no name @givenone23]

I ate it out her sleep one time and now she’s being weird blowing up my phone asking questions like who you with

[no name @givenone23]

Little does she know I be sucking on her butt plugs

[no name @givenone23]

I want a darkskin with locs that’s got tattoos like a chipotle bag

[no name @givenone23]

Going on about your day knowing you’re madly inlove with me is actually crazy

[no name @givenone23]

Don’t come in my house thinking I’m not gon each peach rings off your toes

[no name @givenone23]

It’s Friday, let me buy you flowers 💐

[no name @givenone23]

I like my women ovulating

[no name @givenone23]

You want a picture of it next to a ruler ?📏

[no name @givenone23]

Yall be sane until yall find out my dixk is big and I eat coochie good

[no name @givenone23]

Can I pay for your nails so I can suck em

[no name @givenone23]

Ima stick to my type and that’s tems

[no name @givenone23]

Fine, I’ll tattoo your name across my neck

[no name @givenone23]

Her: how bad you want it
Me:

[no name @givenone23]

I’m so grateful to be single this Halloween and not worrying if my ho is getting folded by someone dressed up as smoke from sinners

[no name @givenone23]

Let’s go for a drive and kiss at the red lights

[no name @givenone23]

Blocking me is a weird way to tell me to pull up on you with flowers and your favorite snacks

[no name @givenone23]

Hearing those same words that tore you down coming from another woman you love was my last straw