kyle jackson

[kyle jackson @gixxermgee]

@itslittlejesss Hi

[kyle jackson @gixxermgee]

@bellebrooksxo Hi

[Fact @Fact]

Sex acts as a tranquilizer and can be up to 10 times more effective than Valium!

[Dustin Dailey @ThreeDailey]

i see why people give up. life fucking sucks right now

[Fact @Fact]

Your personality is who you are. Your attitude is usually based on how a person treats you.

[HasbullaHive 🐐 @HasbullaHive]

Me convincing my little brother to ask our mom for McDonalds

[Fact @Fact]

A rat can fall from a 5 storey building without injuries.

[therocketnikki @therocketnikki]

No one:
Absolutely no one:
Not a single fucking soul:

Me: IM AN ISLAND BOYYYYYYYYYY

[Fact @Fact]

Before you assume, try asking first.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Trying to find the right spot to sit at around a campfire be like

[Dane Cook @DaneCook]

This is how I feel every Sunday.

[kyle jackson @gixxermgee]

@iOKALiSSA Facts been in a bad sleep pattern lately I feel you

[Fact @Fact]

All married couples tend to fight over the same five things: money, sex, work, parenting and housework.

[Fact @Fact]

A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

[Fact @Fact]

What if life is a dream and death wakes us up?

[kyle jackson @gixxermgee]

She got a peach on her but she ain't a princess

[Fact @Fact]

A morning text doesn't only mean "good morning". It also means "I think about you when I wake up."

[kyle jackson @gixxermgee]

Realest thing

[Fact @Fact]

Ironically, the people who ignore you now will somehow need you later.

[Fact @Fact]

Never make a decision when you are angry, never make a promise when you are happy.