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manic pixie dream worm

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@christ1600 can smell you through the fkn phone, Chris

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@BlueSkiesG1 imagine having "hate cruelty to children" and "be kind" in ur bio and then making a comment like that about kids just having fun 🤢

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#LateLateToyShow
Gladiator II

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@RTELateLateShow a star was born 💫

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@BVG_Bus schon verspätet und das 156 Bus sitzt einfach um die Ecke vom Haltestelle📍 Piesporter Straße
Abfahrtzeit sollte 12:45 Uhr sein - wir haben bis 12:59 Uhr gewartet! Ein Mitfahrer müsstet mit der Fahrerin sprechen; sie hat bestimmt uns alle warten gesehen - unprofessionell

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@Sealykins you when you're right!

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very hot dad sitting across from me on the tram with his son like dang maybe I do want a family

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what if u don't have either

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him: I love you
me: slay

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@Jason2393 proud and fulfilled to be your court jester 🃏

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@paulp0wer they don't support women

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@whotfisjovana 🤡

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@paulp0wer leave Loreen outta it

[✧ @northstardoll]

they should invent a man who loves me

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I'm like if chandler bing was cvnt

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woke up from a dream with a lot of kissing in it and now have noone to kiss but wanna kiss so bad. love love love that kind of uh stuff

[Danny Boy @Dan_ifest]

I love when a girl is really a gay guy trapped in a woman’s body

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nothing quite like getting home and knowing you could be a case study