Jake Gab

nerd turned grass-toucher, tcg addict, demonrat

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

Just found out JD Vance only converted to Catholicism in 2019 when Peter Thiel told him to. World’s first 35 year old man to get groomed by a pedophile

[ConnorEatsPants Updates @connor6Updates]

The Sitting Governor of California is helping connor get a fortnite friday guest. who else got this motion

[Jake Gab @gizoogleit]

@PurpleTRexDino @ZacksJerryRig @elonmusk @EmmanuelMacron pussy ass bitch wants to defend elon begging to go to epstein island hahahahha

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

remember when people freaked out because obama converted the wh tennis court to also allow basketball? people who had lots to say about that are the exact same people who absolutely love this shit.

[Jake Gab @gizoogleit]

Nothing quite like honoring american talent and ingenuity by using AI to generate fake american revolution B-roll behind a reagan speech

[Jake Gab @gizoogleit]

republicans got mad at obama for wearing a tan suit...

... now they're using the white house and military generals as a backdrop for mixed martial arts walkouts

[Dr. Annie Andrews @AnnieAndrewsMD]

I took care of sick kids at the hospital today.

[Jake Gab @gizoogleit]

@gayguycandleco why is there a mirror outside...? the fuck

[Bobby Sauce @takenaps]

There is something poetic about giving the UFC complete access to the White House grounds to host a for-profit sporting event, to benefit from paid sponsorship and advertising opportunities, for the American people to celebrate the nation's birthday, funded with their tax dollars, only to charge them $8.99 to watch it, exclusively on Larry Ellison's Paramount+

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump's birthday White House UFC fight will only be streamed on Paramount+, which is owned by Trump mega-donor Larry Ellison.

The event is supposed to be a "gift to the American people," despite needing a paid subscription to watch.

[Jake Gab @gizoogleit]

fucking what

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Singer Oliver Tree has reportedly died in a helicopter crash in Rio de Janeiro

Two helicopters collided in mid-air before crashing into an electric vehicle yard, killing six people

via CNN Brasil

[Jake Gab @gizoogleit]

uhhhh there is no way oliver tree is gone

[Winter @LeftyWinter]

AOC and Zohran Mamdani at a Knicks watch party in New York!

LFG!!!!

Source: AOC Instagram stories

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Parade. Thursday. Manhattan.

[Jake Gab @gizoogleit]

START FUCKING SPREADING THE FUCKING NEWS BABYYYY

(i started watching basketball 2 weeks ago)

[Speedy HQ @IShowSpeedHQ]

🚨| WATCH: Speed had no idea he was sitting next to New York Mayor Zohran Mamdani and immediately went in for a handshake after finding out who he was 😭👀

[j aubrey 🤠 @jaubreyYT]

American century of humiliation

[Jake Gab @gizoogleit]

@latenite_zing85 @Asmongold @mehdirhasan fat, angry little boy sifting through posts over a year old so he can justify his own meaningless existence

[Jake Gab @gizoogleit]

@Asmongold @mehdirhasan you'll vote? good one. RPing a keyboard warrior but wouldn't be caught dead anywhere but a fast food line

[Jake Gab @gizoogleit]

@latenite_zing85 @Asmongold @mehdirhasan I am literally begging you to get any type of education at all. what an incredible fucking moron