Giz

[Giz @gizzatron]

Just got a margaritaville margarita maker for free. Absolutely fleeced the seller. Seller prolly feeling like Jared verse rn

[Giz @gizzatron]

Got off work and felt crisp off two beers. I’m Unc

[Giz @gizzatron]

Physically, at work. Mentally, scrolling reels and sending it to my absolute boys

[Giz @gizzatron]

I been putting on elite drinking performances recently. Literally daydreaming about my skills at work rn

[Giz @gizzatron]

Eagerly awaiting retirement so I can scrollmaxx instagram all day without responsibility

[Giz @gizzatron]

Guys risking their lives so some chode can eat crab. Meanwhile I’m dopamine maxxing on reels

[Giz @gizzatron]

Prolly drank 12 goylight beers tonight

[Giz @gizzatron]

“All one needs in life are the fellas, alcohol, and Taco Bell.” - Confucius prolly

[Giz @gizzatron]

Me (28teen) waiting for my mother to get home from her full time job so I can get some food

[Giz @gizzatron]

Looking for an occupation that allows me to slam beers at 2pm

[Giz @gizzatron]

@SpokeSerum Drinking 18 beers and listening at midnight baby -#ella #fella

[Giz @gizzatron]

Sent four DMs to Ella Langley requesting to go to a dive bar and drink 15 beers with her so far. No response

[Giz @gizzatron]

Chick next to me saying she gonna look up my old Facebook to get dirt on me. Lmao nice try lady it’s called being off the grid #enhanced

[Giz @gizzatron]

Asked why I was down in the dumps because I was sitting in a chair silently not on my phone. Sorry Im enlightened

[Giz @gizzatron]

Need an Arby’s double beef in cheddar in my mouth #doublebeef #cheddar

[Giz @gizzatron]

The team with the most points will win the game #ballknower

[Giz @gizzatron]

If you put a gazelle (beer) in front of a cheetah (me) he is going to feast on the gazelle (drink all the beer)

[Giz @gizzatron]

I am nothing but a human onion #beast #onion

[Giz @gizzatron]

The lion does not concern himself with taxes

[Giz @gizzatron]

Almost 30 hunting for Easter eggs finding less money than my 1 year old cousin