Gregory Jameson

#boatlife hit my lines if you trying to get a ride on this speed boat. single father. i miss you veronica. avid sports watcher. amateur gynecologist.

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just remember i matched with a chick on tinder last night and played fortnite with her until 5am. four games, four kills, one dub, stealth solider

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on bullshit jehovahs ain’t even witnessed

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back nine? really? rory do better!

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@ColNicholson i heard from my nephew the concession stands now sell beer, is that true for this event?

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you will not hear from me tonight mcdonald’s #rwyawb

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am i the only one who wants to have fun tonight

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i never know what to say when a bastard calls me a bastard #shrink

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don’t you love it when there is an exam on friday and all you study information is on a laptop that died on wednesday. #theresnothingwecando

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anyone else ever notice the 2 week run paramount plus goes on every year. just because they have all the horror movies?

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at the point where beer doesn’t taste like beer

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the lion does not subscribe to responsible business and esg score propaganda

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arm day and a racist blonde is all a man needs

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fuck it … drinking all the beers pat tillman didn’t get to drink tonight

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apparently some guys aren’t sendy … this just came across my desk, i’m sorry america

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was it israel??????

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the thing i love about 18 year old college girls, is every year i get older and they stay the exact same age. #letsgetsendy have a great day america (i know i will)

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wasn’t going to send tonight, but then I found out the northern white rhino has officially been vaulted

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@nas1X5 is that how he beat benoit for the hell interdimensional championship? i missed the big ppv last night

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forgot to take my cross necklace off before work today … forgot there is no place for jesus in corporate america #anothermonday

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venezuelan bitch trying to sue me over loss of vision. shawty wanted that nut on her face, so i shot that shit like a .223. said she didn’t want the safety glasses … left her looking like fetty wap. safety is not an accident