Garrett Brown

Revenue, Sales, Growth

[Garrett Brown @gjbrown33]

@BMcCarthy32 In my head his upside is Marino Rivera. 😂

[Garrett Brown @gjbrown33]

@BMcCarthy32 Isn’t he making the league minimum or something like that because of his age and his international amateur status? The average closer’s salary is $5 million.

[Garrett Brown @gjbrown33]

Calling it now. Roki Sasaki ends up being the go-to closer for the rest of the playoffs and never leaves that role for the rest of his career.

[Garrett Brown @gjbrown33]

Every time I hear someone in an interview tell a story about an interaction with Prince it’s crazier than the last one.

I wish a music writer would compile the best/craziest Prince stories and legends into a book. It would be an amazing read.

@harvilla Who can write this???

[Garrett Brown @gjbrown33]

Anybody else’s spouse completely clean up Christmas - tree and all - before noon on the 26th, or is that just me?

[Garrett Brown @gjbrown33]

@ColinandGarrett And just when I was getting used to how great 30oz is… I discover the 40 ouncer!!

[Garrett Brown @gjbrown33]

The way my kid literally starts bouncing off the ground when he’s proud of himself.

[Garrett Brown @gjbrown33]

@JTorreCoaching You got a real LOL out of me on that one! 😂

[Garrett Brown @gjbrown33]

A YouTube channel that interviews people wearing offensive t-shirts in public just to dig in and understand why they do it and what they’re hoping to accomplish.

I’d be curious enough to check it out.

[Garrett Brown @gjbrown33]

Just showed my 2nd grader how to use AI to help with his homework. It’s a new world.

How do you strike a balance between helping kids use the tools available to them but also teaching them to think for themselves?

[Garrett Brown @gjbrown33]

@ColinandGarrett It’s the difference between being transactional and transformational.

[Garrett Brown @gjbrown33]

My oldest likes Home Alone 2 better than the original and, honestly, I’m not even mad about it.

[Garrett Brown @gjbrown33]

@JTorreCoaching That’s cheating! As you can see, I’m dealing with a substantially more tempting situation. But I’m not gonna have a single bite!

[Garrett Brown @gjbrown33]

I will not eat any of my kids’ Halloween candy this year.

I will not eat any of my kids’ Halloween candy this year.

I will not eat any of my kids’ Halloween candy…

[Garrett Brown @gjbrown33]

@JTorreCoaching One weekend down and there’s no doubt I’m succeeding in this challenge. How were your first few days?

[Garrett Brown @gjbrown33]

@JTorreCoaching I think I can do this! (As long as they avoid all the houses that give out Sour Patch Kids…)

[Garrett Brown @gjbrown33]

@JTorreCoaching This gif is not dissimilar to how my 7-year-old and I celebrated last night. 😂

[Garrett Brown @gjbrown33]

One of my happiest childhood memories is my dad jumping up and down on the couch when I was 8 years old and Kirk Gibson hit his home run.

36 years later, my 7-year-old son got to see his dad jump on the couch after a nearly identical home run.

Thank you, Freddie!

[MLB @MLB]

SHE IS ... GONE!!

1988 meets 2024

Absolute chills

[Garrett Brown @gjbrown33]

@JTorreCoaching I’ve told about 20 people I’m not eating any candy this year so now I have no choice but to make sure I don’t turn myself into a liar. I’m feeling confident!

(And yes, last night was a blast!)

[Garrett Brown @gjbrown33]

My most prized possession when I was 6 years old was a Fernando Valenzuela baseball card.

The excitement of pulling that card out of a pack is one of my earliest clear memories.

Sad he’s gone. Hope the Dodgers win the big one for him.

[B2B WS CHAMP Max Muncy’s #1 Fan @dodgerssol]

Fans are coming to dodger stadium to start a memorial for Fernando Valenzuela. RIP 🕯️🤍💙

[Garrett Brown @gjbrown33]

@JTorreCoaching Finally grabbed a little video!

[Garrett Brown @gjbrown33]

You know that one neighbor we all have that goes nuts for Halloween? Well mine has already started decorating…