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I'm probably at the airport.

[gjfperrin @gjfperrin]

@Hardbite #HeyHardbite just an FYI that there’s a typo on your Hardbite All Natural potato chip bag: the word “speldeur” should be “splendeur” in French 😬

[gjfperrin @gjfperrin]

Asking all the questions in today’s Montreal @WeAreUnily #Intranetmasterclass! Super cool team with all the solutions (but like actually) #intranetwizards

[gjfperrin @gjfperrin]

Schaden-froid is definitely a thing: https://t.co/QpLre3PpWg

[gjfperrin @gjfperrin]

@IHGService help!! The airline employee page I use to make my bookings has disappeared again! When will it be fixed? https://t.co/ycGnHL4oaB

[gjfperrin @gjfperrin]

@IHGService thanks so much!! I appreciate it 😄

[gjfperrin @gjfperrin]

@IHGService help! The airline employee page I use to make my bookings has disappeared! When will it be fixed? https://t.co/ycGnHL4oaB :(

[WestJet @WestJet]

We are operating a rescue flight from St. Maarten (SXM) today. Know someone who needs to come home? Read this - https://t.co/3WKugWOMuc

[Travel.gc.ca @TravelGoC]

#SintMaarten : WestJet Airlines will be in Sint Maarten (SXM) airport today (11 Sept) at 2:30 pm approx. 1/3

[gjfperrin @gjfperrin]

@sockismyname can't we all just agree that epsiode looks nicer?

[gjfperrin @gjfperrin]

Why is the word Yacht so difficult to spell? Can't we all just agree that Yaaut looks nicer.

[gjfperrin @gjfperrin]

Taylor Swift uses her voice to spread world peace in her latest song. Wait. Never mind.

[gjfperrin @gjfperrin]

Oh no! What happened to your Ripley frames, @WarbyParkerHelp ?

[gjfperrin @gjfperrin]

We are nothing without one another. @MarieForleo

[John Lyon @JohnLyonTweets]

An elderly waitress called me "sweetie" and now I'm wondering how to let her know tactfully that I'm not interested in having the sex.

[gjfperrin @gjfperrin]

Paris Hilton Shines in SodaStream’s April Fools’ Prank About a Super-Hydrating Drop of Water https://t.co/dhkairm023 This is the best.

[Schitt's Creek @SchittsCreek]

"Adult high five?" #SchittsCreek @annefrances @DustinWMilligan

[gjfperrin @gjfperrin]

@hitask still haven't received a follow-up.

[gjfperrin @gjfperrin]

@hitask I haven't received a follow-up.

[gjfperrin @gjfperrin]

@hitask what is happening? I am trying to access my tasks, but "Hitask service is experiencing an error." Please help! I need to get in.

[gjfperrin @gjfperrin]

My iPhone capitalizes Independence Day but not Canada day. Clearly, my phone is American.