gabby

sold my soul to the swizzle master in '07 and haven't been the same since

[gabby @gjsori]

@Starbucks works like a charm

[gabby @gjsori]

bruh 😭 not on OFFERUP

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

well dye my hair blue and call me Marge Simpson cause i love you homie

[gabby @gjsori]

men: all women are the same
also men:

[gabby @gjsori]

rented a motel room & took fake urban outfitters ad photos w my hot friend

[Amani.🌟 @amaniwyd]

I miss when Poptropica was around

[gabby @gjsori]

also consider: waswolves, amwolves & willwolves

[gabby @gjsori]

with the existence of werewolves, this implies the existence of whowolves, whatwolves, whenwolves, and howwolves

[gabby @gjsori]

this is still applicable

[gabby @gjsori]

antivaxx moms going clubbing after hearing about the coronavirus like bro... you be worried about the wrong shots

[gabby @gjsori]

with the existence of werewolves, this implies the existence of whowolves, whatwolves, whenwolves, and howwolves

[gabby @gjsori]

heard george michael died on christmas. guess you could call him the ghost of christmas last

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

You might look good with makeup but do you look good when you are ugly

[gabby @gjsori]

idk who needs to hear this but if they follow u on spotify thats a whole other level of like-like

[viv 🧸 @lilmisscap]

If everyone stayed home... we could be in the same place

[riley sciarappa @EndOfDaysWoman]

did EVERYONE have an English teacher that changed their life?

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

I’m here on Flavortown Island checkin’ out a joint run by local legend, Tom Nook! Unlike the homes around here, you won’t have to take out a loan to afford these dishes 😅

[соurу 𐂴 🍉 @weisizhui]

how tf did march last 10 years then suddenly we're already almost in the middle of april after like 3 days