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No one has ever said ‘thank god this skort looks like shorts at the back’ why do shops insist on doing it

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Why aren’t films capped at 90 mins like why am I gonna sit down and watch a 2 and a half hour long film

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2020 me was so fucking cool I’ve lost my charm

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I remember reading in a magazine when I was a kid that the snowflakes in high school musical were actually potato flakes and it’s the most pointless piece of trivia I have retained for the last 12 years

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Kid in my class today asked if I was born in 2000. I said I was born earlier and she looked literally disgusted as she said ‘what, the 1900s???’ and burst out laughing at me. Hate it here, I’m old xxx

[☪︎ @Iushwrld]

i know my worth im just a silly goose

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He saw me do the lean and bop how do i recover

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Been thinking bout it n honestly if I was under 5ft5 I would go home n never go on a night out again life is so peak down there

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Used to think silicon valley was a place for plastic surgery

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What am I meant to do when Spotify wrapped says my most listened to podcast is actually unreleased Harry styles

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@lvnarboy1 it got handed in babes x

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Me last night when I lost my phone in the club xxxx

[Dante Moon @lvnarboymusic]

“some nights you dance with tears in your eyes” - frank ocean

[q @qglezzz]

guys stick to one barber but can’t stick to one girl? funny

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Bring back ‘pleb’

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My ex once applied us for the game show Pointless n I was like ‘yh sure’ even tho I really didn’t want to, purely cause I didn’t think we’d get on but then we had interviews n a fckin screen test n got told we’d be on n I had to panic quit. I was nearly on fucking Pointless wtf

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Cinema went downhill after over the hedge

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@FuDe_Echo @PatrickTimmons1 No sure bout that one u know

[megs @megsarup]

what mac miller did on the divine feminine can never be done again

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Someone should have taken my phone off me last night cause wtf was that about