Imagine: you graduate from Chickasha High School. You end up on The Bachelor. He comes to your hometown. You wanna show him the Festival of Light but it’s not the right time of year. He keeps calling it Chickasaw and making fun of y’all’s mascot. You don’t get a rose.
Imagine: you graduate from a high school in the middle of nowhere. You end up on the bachelor. He likes you. He comes to your hometown. You let him decide between the three restaurants you have, and then you go look at cows bc that is all there is to do. You do not get a rose.
Taylor Lautner is the only one doing celebrity right. Take the money from your giant franchise and enjoy your quiet and unproblematic life. Marry a nice person with the same name as you. Practice your backflips in obscurity until Taylor Swift asks to see you.
It fills me with such pride and joy to announce that my version of Speak Now will be out July 7 (just in time for July 9th, iykyk 😆) I first made Speak Now, completely self-written, between the ages of 18 and 20. The songs that came from this time in my life were marked by their brutal honesty, unfiltered diaristic confessions and wild wistfulness. I love this album because it tells a tale of growing up, flailing, flying and crashing… and living to speak about it. With six extra songs I’ve sprung loose from the vault, I absolutely cannot wait to celebrate Speak Now (Taylor’s Version) with you on July 7th. Pre-order now at https://t.co/m3KNl71qrY 💜💜💜
To everyone who stayed up late, woke up early, gave up their Sunday afternoon… we are incredibly sorry that the Love is Blind Live Reunion did not turn out as we had planned. We're filming it now and we'll have it on Netflix as soon as humanly possible. Again, thank you and sorry.
BREAKING: Disgraced South Carolina lawyer Alex Murdaugh has been convicted of murder in the 2021 shootings of his wife and son after the jury deliberated for less than three hours. https://t.co/gDbePbjYPX