Garrett Kraut

There’s one in every crowd, it’s usually me

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New year, new me

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Pimps don’t cry

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No shoes, no shirt, no dice

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Ya might have impressed a girl before but have you ever serenaded a girl with a harmonica? I didn’t think so

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Bologna, a woman’s love, and a good cell phone

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Just imagine your daughter says a new guy is going to pick her up to go on a date, and then he rolls up in a Honda Element...

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Sixteen tons what do you get?

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Fishing pole, reel it in

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I miss karaoke

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The kids always pay, they pay with maize

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Do you know what gophers can do to a golf course?

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I can feels my era

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Why is the rum always gone?

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I carried a watermelon

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New year, new me

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YMCA

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Honda Element cult > Jeep cult

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Your air is your era

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My life is a country song