G M

Not really here these days

[G M @gkmaitland]

“I pray, Mr Adams, that the United States does not suffer unduly from its want of a Monarchy.”

https://t.co/3x4zRzIwPH

[G M @gkmaitland]

@ana_safavi This is proof that protests works.

[G M @gkmaitland]

I have beaten @MSFTSolitaire. This is either an amazing accomplishment or a phenomenal commentary on the state of my life.

[G M @gkmaitland]

There are days working as a lawyer that can be really, really tough. And there can be days that are just monotonous. But then there are days like today where I got to send an email with the subject "Urgent Fish Matter" that make it all worth it.

[G M @gkmaitland]

I came into my office today and my receptionist told me that there were whippets in the kitchen. This was not a sentence I was ever expecting to hear at my office. Needless to say, there was a misunderstanding.

But @DareFoodsCanada, I admire you holding firm on the name.

[G M @gkmaitland]

There is a man practicing swordfighting with a longsword in the park next to my house in the rain and wearing that hat. I won't lie, I'm scared; not of him, but by what he must know is coming.

[G M @gkmaitland]

Now that they're both back, I want @NSYNC and @backstreetboys to release cover albums of each other's songs. Or, an album of just NSYNC doing covers of other boy band AND girl group songs. You know Lance Bass yelling "spice up your life" works and you cannot prove otherwise.

[G M @gkmaitland]

@LibraryOcongres If they had had Tammy and/or the T-Rex criticize Capote, Buckley, or Mailer they could have called it the "Gore Vidal cut"

[G M @gkmaitland]

And what is a plane crash but a special kind of falling out a window... https://t.co/OJ0GqYQ4pd #defenestration #Prigozhin

[G M @gkmaitland]

It's just a thing that pops into my head every now and then, but the title of @MrEdByrne's 2006 special 'Pedantic and Whimsical' is just so, so very good.

The special itself is great, I highly recommend it, but that title is as versatile as a Swiss Army knife.

[G M @gkmaitland]

Activitely annoyed that "Corrections" from @LateNightSeth & @sethmeyers was not nominated by the @TelevisionAcad, as in I saw they weren't in the list and got up and walked around my office slightly miffed. #Emmys2023 #Emmys #EmmyNoms #jackle

[G M @gkmaitland]

The dog says...

[G M @gkmaitland]

What might be one of the most amazing objection and follow up question I have ever seen.

From South West Terminal Ltd. v Achter Land, 2023 SKKB 116

https://t.co/FApGdRMSeO

#SKKB #canpoli #ContractLaw #emoji #ThumbsUp👍

[G M @gkmaitland]

Everyone should check out @DrNatalieF because she was an amazing guest and will hopefully be back on @BadForMePod soon!

[Bad For Me? @BadForMePod]

Oh, did we forget to mention this episode includes special guest @DrNatalieF - an actual addiction and trauma therapist?

We did?

Wow, not cool guys. But she is!

[G M @gkmaitland]

All I want is for the giant cast of @barbiethemovie and the giant cast of @OppenheimerFilm to go to each other's premiers.

[G M @gkmaitland]

I would like to publicly apologize to @davidlsims and the whole @blankcheckpod family for the inclusion of 'the bit' in this episode. This was recorded before I found out 'the bit' had been retired. My sincerest apologies to Mr. Sims and his family for this egregious error.

[Bad For Me? @BadForMePod]

Just in time for @TheAcademy awards, it's The Whale! Is this a sad film? Is Charlie a sad character? Is his daughter actually a horrible human being? All we can say is we don't analyze if this film is sadder than Free Willy, and that's our fault. https://t.co/6jwIGr2DiI

[G M @gkmaitland]

Valentine's, it's for lovers.

[G M @gkmaitland]

I'm really happy we could talk about this. Final thoughts, watch the original Thunderbirds tv series and feel free to listen to this instead of the movies. #ThunderbirdsAreGo #FAB

[Thor's Hour of Thunder Podcast @LibraryOcongres]

Episode 955: Thunderbirds Are GO (1966) https://t.co/D39QwpPXUr

[G M @gkmaitland]

I mean, it's on the internet AND there's clearly photos so... #MustBeTrue

[Bad For Me? @BadForMePod]

Is this how @AttorneyAtSpace got @gkmaitland to be Co-Host? We'll never tell.

Apologies to @JimCameron.

[Bad For Me? @BadForMePod]

Before our official Episode 1, here is our special Episode 0 crossover with Thor's Hour of Thunder (@LibraryOcongres)! And just like every Episode 0 comic book from the 90s, this is a Collector's Edition and will only increase in value over time!

https://t.co/YTzSw1p6ez