Gary Kearns

Apparently incurable Witzelsucht sufferer. Explains a LOT.

[Gary Kearns @gkotfs]

@curlygalll Ha! Same.

[Gary Kearns @gkotfs]

@curlygalll True dat, but I suppose it's also true that everyone does have their own struggles, and them trying to sort themselves out can make them seem like selfish/uncaring types.

But I'm still hitching my cart to the "they're dicks" horse. 😁

[Gary Kearns @gkotfs]

@curlygalll I dunno. I always felt my moonwalks got better the closer I was to a bar.

[Gary Kearns @gkotfs]

@curlygalll A similar scene unfolded for me, the other morning...

Mam: Did you sleep well last night?
Me: Nope. Don't ever really sleep well.
Mam: Well, maybe you should go have a lie down.
Me: ...😐
Mam: What?

[Gary Kearns @gkotfs]

@curlygalll I know! #Meltedpainauchocolat

[Gary Kearns @gkotfs]

@curlygalll I take it you blacked out before step 2.

[Gary Kearns @gkotfs]

@vudujujuman Neeeeerrrrrrrrddddd!!

[Gary Kearns @gkotfs]

@curlygalll lolz!

[Gary Kearns @gkotfs]

@curlygalll Or, more importantly, what WILL you be doing. ;-)

[Gary Kearns @gkotfs]

@cathrionacarey Foot five is my new favourite thing.

[Gary Kearns @gkotfs]

@curlygalll A paddling pool.

[Gary Kearns @gkotfs]

@sheedyw @xDubbyx I can vouch for that! HTC M8, here I come...

[Gary Kearns @gkotfs]

@curlygalll Have a read of this, following your rinse repeat thingy, yesterday: http://t.co/7Mf3SlDMJ1

[Gary Kearns @gkotfs]

@curlygalll Now, be honest. Tofu and quorn isn't really food. Could be worse, though. U could be in an alternate universe where food eats u.

[Gary Kearns @gkotfs]

@acucobol US Govt agency in sleight-of-hand-supporting-business-whilst-rubbishing-facts shocker!

[Gary Kearns @gkotfs]

@griffpics I thought you were warned to stay out of Bugatti dealerships!

[Gary Kearns @gkotfs]

@curlygalll I'd wait until you're at least as tall as the guitar.

[Gary Kearns @gkotfs]

@curlygalll Voulez vous couchez avec moi, ce motorway? Hon hon hon!