Hank Scorpio

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@TRobinsonNewEra Turning up with a gang of blokes and walking off whilst still trying to be a hard man...
Sure looks like you bottled it

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@johnknightleic @sarahwhitetruth Crime is still a crime mate.
Judging by the court sketch ... your idol tommo will be some fellas boy toy in prison. Hard man persona finished ...
He'll put a new meaning on the term "doing a stretch in prison"
What a gimp

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@OhYesIDo2315 @desigotdone Judging by this court sketch ... he'll be some fellas boy toy in prison.
They'll put a new meaning on the phrase "a stretch in prison"

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@desigotdone The Dark Knight? NO...
More like The Wet Wipe

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@curatorgamingx Surely GTA 6 will be GOTY

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@ThorsRus @joe_tashune Are you hearing yourself?
Like actually?
A grown ass man proclaiming some corpo will be his queen becuase she saves his favourite piece of plastic. God this app is a funny place a times

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@BOURNYBOY76

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@LauraGrazebrook @BROKENBRITAIN0

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@WeasleWords

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@Angelsfeartogo Going by priors...
*Snorting copious lines whilst laughing at his gullable followers
*Bending over for the people he actually works for (Israelis or Russains)
*Begging for more money

Maybe a mix of all three

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@Lucie_Fur99

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@peryskop3 @sarahwhitetruth It doesn't matter
A crime is still a crime

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@mysteryshopperw @sarahwhitetruth A crime is still a crime

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@BasedMillwaII @ShabanaMahmood @ukhomeoffice Do not broadcast yourself commiting a crime and endangering a life (rescue worker boards on the left, captain thugwash slashes boat with worker on it and then panics)
Pretty sure hes got priors, repeat offender.
Lock him up and throw away the key

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@TRobinsonNewEra As shown from captain thugwashes own live stream, a rescue worker boarded the boat (look to the left for you blind fools)... He then attacks and damages the boat thus endangering the worker. You can hear the panic as he tells the worker to get off..
Can dumb it down if needed

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@officialsammyuk As shown from captain thugwashes own live stream, a rescue worker boarded the boat (look to the left for you blind fools)... He then attacks and damages the boat thus endangering the worker. You can hear the panic as he tells the worker to get off..
Can dumb it down if needed

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@I_amMukhtar Captain Thugwash pleading not guilty whilst having broadcasted the crime live was comic perfection

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@TRobinsonNewEra Heard he pleaded not guilty...

He knows he live streamed it right?
What a fucking gimp