Glen Martin

I would rather be someone's shot of whiskey than everyone's cup of tea

[The Football Jester @FootballJester]

"Ip dip, you're both dog shit"

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

Manchester United's starting XI when they beat Arsenal 8-2 in 2011. #MUFC

[Plunketts CLG Louth @plunkettsclg]

Well done to the lads tonight beating St. Kevins 19 points to no score in the Champ quarter final. Roll on the semis #PlunkettsAbu

[FPL Betting @footballacca]

The lesson to learn from Rory Mcilroy

Get rid of the women out of your life and you achieve far more

#PGAChampionship

[JOE.ie @JOEdotie]

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[Glen Martin @gl3nMartin]

@KobokoGCFR @MacNeil5

[Not Corrupt Media @NotCorruptMedia]

If you are drunk and have the urge to vomit, taking short rapid breaths can help it go away.

[Boring Brothers @boringkearney]

Thomas mullers lawn will have grown a lot over the last month, I'm sure he is eager to get the lawn mower out tomorrow

[Football Chants @FootyFansChants]

Just over four years ago, Fulham fans enjoyed this night....

[Bad Advice Dog @BadAdviceDog]

See a girl who's feeling down?
Feel her up.

[Sunday League Footy @SundayChants]

"And most importantly lads, go out and enjoy it."

[Glen Martin @gl3nMartin]

Cleverly is actually woeful Giggs may get his boots on !

[Glen Martin @gl3nMartin]

@keithzer Swansea, Blackburn and Wigan 5/1 !! My first acc in a while

[Transfer News Live @DeadlineDayLive]

Adnan Januzaj has officially declared himself available for the Belgium national team. (Source: @WilmotsMarc)

[Transfer News Live @DeadlineDayLive]

Including his compensation package, David Moyes earned £7m for 10 months work at Manchester United. (Source: Daily Mail)

[ODDSbible @ODDSbible]

Brendan Rodgers...

[Glen Martin @gl3nMartin]

@IRaeOfSunshine @RobbieBrodigan Have you moved onto your next song yet?