matthias.

parody!

[matthias. @glaciesfatis]

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[matthias. @glaciesfatis]

no, it's protecting the child from evil forces.

[𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐀 ! @grishawiles]

that's like abuse.

[matthias. @glaciesfatis]

he'd rather not take the risk and find out.

[matthias. @glaciesfatis]

@ofdeadlyedges then there's even more reason for him to make sure he doesn't sleep tonight so that demon cannot leave a single trace this year.

he will keep him awake. it's alright. he'll take this on himself.

[matthias. @glaciesfatis]

no, he cannot!

[matthias. @glaciesfatis]

yes. you have to.

[𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐀 ! @grishawiles]

you keep babies awake all night long ??

[matthias. @glaciesfatis]

what do you mean?

[𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐀 ! @grishawiles]

what do you do about young kids on their birthdays?

[matthias. @glaciesfatis]

again, it's concern for others.

[matthias. @glaciesfatis]

why did you expect demons to be normal?

[𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐀 ! @grishawiles]

weird demons.

[matthias. @glaciesfatis]

eat them.

[𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐀 ! @grishawiles]

what do they do with those souls ?

[matthias. @glaciesfatis]

@ofdeadlyedges narrowly dodging the shard thrown at him, staring at kaz in silence for a few long moments.

. . . well, it's good he doesn't know when his birthday is and he's not going to start telling him now.

[matthias. @glaciesfatis]

yes, definitely best not to risk him getting any worse.

[matthias. @glaciesfatis]

/ IM FUFKING YELLING

[matthias. @glaciesfatis]

how do i know? i'm not a priest.

[𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐀 ! @grishawiles]

why ?

[matthias. @glaciesfatis]

he's going to get two pan lids.

[matthias. @glaciesfatis]

because that's how souls work.

[𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐀 ! @grishawiles]

why?

[matthias. @glaciesfatis]

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not if he has anything to say about it.

[matthias. @glaciesfatis]

/ BABY BOYS

[𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐀 ! @grishawiles]

/ katthias <3

[matthias. @glaciesfatis]

@ofdeadlyedges / always

[matthias. @glaciesfatis]

your soul is most vulnerable on that day.

[𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐀 ! @grishawiles]

. . . why ?

[matthias. @glaciesfatis]

no, it is concern for everyone else's wellbeing. they don't want more demonic forces living here.