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[stable genius @glackm8]

Also hello new followers, I've voluntarily admitted myself into a psych ward and this is my crashout space. I am funny sometimes but also you're GONNA FEEL THE PASSION

[President-Elect Toguro @PresidentToguro]

The pineapple kool-aid is hitting the wigger community like the opioid crisis in 2010

[stable genius @glackm8]

mum got diagnosed with cancer and she said "the doctors told me its the smallest they've ever seen" and now i cant stop saying it to myself in trumps voice

[stable genius @glackm8]

SHE'S REMINDING YOU BECAUSE SHE BOUGHT EVERYTHING AND YOU BOUGHT NOTHING HENCE THE SITUATION YOU'RE IN NOW

Everyone with a good housemate, hug them tight, we forget how bad it can be out there

[Nix 🦇🏳️‍⚧️📡 @butchbatnix]

@lieumle shes very……particular? like, if she technically owns something (even stuff she bought for the house communally) she’ll make sure to remind you of it, so when she moved out im assuming she just swept through the house going “mine mine mine technically mine mine” lmao

[stable genius @glackm8]

The breadlines in communist Albanese's Australia

[stable genius @glackm8]

I read posts like this and believe the posters are genuinely suffering from psychosis

[Covfefe Anon @CovfefeAnon]

Review bombing and refunding Slay the Spire 2 after it becomes known that Anita Sarkeesian is mentioned in the credits is a perfectly rational game theoretic response because there are basically only two possible reasons for her to wind up in the credits of any game

The dev is willing to spend money to express contempt and hate for the audience

or

There's implicit extortion going on

Review bombing and refunding the game reshapes the payout matrix on the extortion racket

[stable genius @glackm8]

@TrueAnonPod @tom_on_here You have a real mean streak liz

[stable genius @glackm8]

Someone with a vanity plate just delivered my Uber eats holy recession indicator

[FilmX's Number One Fan @GAltringham]

One thing that confused me about Planet of the Apes—they never explain how the Statue of Liberty ended up all the way on the ape planet.

[milo edwards @Milo_Edwards]

sniffing glue may cause a lot of car accidents but it also enables you to commune with the gorilla glue spirit-guide who saves your life. impossible to say if it’s good or not.

[my life is a living hell. every minute is torture @on_da_spectrum]

Jesus chose to die for us? How selfless. I bet that was a real tough decision, walking away from a life of manual labor and getting zero pussy, in exchange for becoming the most famous guy of all time

[alex @vaudevillehook]

I’ve never “made” a woman cum, because I don’t “make” women do anything. But yes, they have politely declined my invitation many times.

[stable genius @glackm8]

Ngl insider trading rocks

[rb (prediction arc) @rb_tweets]

someone turned $676 into $67,574 on Polymarket because the UFC announced the WRONG winner!

Bruce Buffer read Tybura as the winner, it bonded to 99c. Seconds later the UFC called Fortune back into the octagon, apologized, and corrected it — Fortune won by unanimous decision.

this trader spotted the inefficiency, bought 67,608 shares at 1c and made the fastest 100x trade

[stable genius @glackm8]

Horror movie where the protagonist is in a dark room and they only have the display from their vape to light it

[stable genius @glackm8]

Liberal Zionist be like "you guys should be thanking Israel for accelerating the transition to renewable energy"

[stable genius @glackm8]

My laptop cooling pad came with a USB A to A cable, this feels illegal

[Gizmo 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @basedgizmo]

Charlie Kirk

[stable genius @glackm8]

First time watching deadwood and if I wasn't on SSRI's I think I would have cried when Seth and Sol offered to walk the reverend home

[𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕘𝕝𝕠𝕨 @phosphor_glow]

it’s probably in a better mood

[stable genius @glackm8]

Im in an rnb club and I simultaneously feel too white for this and also not white enough