Madeleine (The Maddog) Sifert

🏳️‍🌈 she/her, 29, cat lady, cries watching The Lorax 🇨🇦

[We don't deserve cats 😺 @catsareblessing]

soooo trueeee 😺

[Madeleine (The Maddog) Sifert @gladlymad]

Big win for me last night because I (30) got ID’d and my fiancé (31) and sister (32) did not.

[Rod (Izzy) 🇺🇸🦅 @1zzyzyx1]

This is an excellent explanation of Fascists and Fascism. People need to understand what they are speaking on, so take a few moments to listen. #DemsUnited

[Madeleine (The Maddog) Sifert @gladlymad]

@awkwardgoogle That looks difficult to snort

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

Ron Weasley yelling “Expensive Petroleum” while filling up his car might be the peak of comedy 😭
https://t.co/BkMk95QIbj

[Madeleine (The Maddog) Sifert @gladlymad]

Any other ADHDers pull an all-nighter of procrastinating, chores and packing the night before they have to go somewhere?

[Madeleine (The Maddog) Sifert @gladlymad]

Charcuterie night, but it’s just Cheez Whiz, Ritz crackers and Slim Jims.

[Madeleine (The Maddog) Sifert @gladlymad]

@NyahalloShop @NyahalloSpice Oh my god I neeeed this

[Madeleine (The Maddog) Sifert @gladlymad]

Before we had 😂 we had XD.

[Madeleine (The Maddog) Sifert @gladlymad]

“I don’t really know who that guy is.”
- my boyfriend on @RyanGosling

[Madeleine (The Maddog) Sifert @gladlymad]

I was listening to a long song to see where it would take me but ultimately decided if I didn’t like the first three minutes the next six probably wouldn’t do it either.

[Madeleine (The Maddog) Sifert @gladlymad]

Friend: Are you okay? It’s the second time you’re bringing up Donkey Kong.
Me: It’s not the last.
Also me: (Hasn’t played any Donkey Kong games.)

[Madeleine (The Maddog) Sifert @gladlymad]

Me re-listening to the Prince of Egypt soundtrack

[Madeleine (The Maddog) Sifert @gladlymad]

My friend told me that I’m the Funky Kong in their life and honestly I’ve never been so flattered.

[Madeleine (The Maddog) Sifert @gladlymad]

@MisssCaitlyn

[Madeleine (The Maddog) Sifert @gladlymad]

Eating a Snickers because I’m not me when I’m hungry.

[Madeleine (The Maddog) Sifert @gladlymad]

Need more late night friends to nurture my bad sleeping habits.

[Madeleine (The Maddog) Sifert @gladlymad]

I’m not crying listening to Breaking of the Fellowship, you are.

[Madeleine (The Maddog) Sifert @gladlymad]

Went to bed with my phone turned on and plugged in. Woke up with it turned off and at 42%.