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Comunicadora por naturaleza, Mama Orgullosa de Angel Andrés...Creo en Dios infinitamente y en el poder divino del universo / Cancer Survivor 🎗Real Estate Agent

[WSVN 7 News @wsvn]

#DEVELOPING: South Miami Police issued a safety warning after a crocodile attacked and killed a dog early Thursday morning. https://t.co/fq4FBQlihr

[El Periodiquito @Elperiodiquito]

#Venezuela l Queda prohibido por leyes venezolanas y la Constitución Nacional la revisión de teléfonos celulares, la detención sin orden judicial o flagrancia, y la retención indebida de documentos de identidad. https://t.co/qEZMOsuy7v

[The Seed @theseed59788459]

Dear Muslims: My family and I have decided to move from the US to a Muslim country. We haven't picked which one yet—we're still comparing which one offers the best benefits package.

All my neighbors want to come too. And my neighbors' neighbors. And all their friends. And their friends' friends. Millions of us will show up with suitcases and a sense of entitlement.

As a large Christian community, we'll need a few small changes: Please start building churches immediately. Real churches, with nice loud bells, the kind that can be heard from the town square.

We'll also need for everyone to celebrate Christmas, and to close certain streets once a year for our processions. We may want to gather to pray to our Almighty God on your streets, in your parks, or on the lawns of your mosques.

We'll be an oppressed minority, so you'll have to be understanding and adapt to our way of life. Every supermarket must stock real pork, ham, chorizo, and bacon. And we're bringing all our dogs, so you'll need dog parks, and you'll have to smile tolerate them we walk them in front of your mosques. We want our women to be able to safely go out alone and wear shorts and tank tops. And when the weather's nice, we men like to go shirtless. We also want to drink alcohol, dance, and place an occasional bet at the horse races.

While we're at it, your religious holidays are a bit too much; they could offend the Christian community, so we'd appreciate it if you'd discreetly eliminate them. Thanks.

In schools and workplaces, our children and employees must be able to wear large crucifixes, say prayers, eat ham sandwiches in the cafeteria, and learn Christian principles without anyone getting criticized. We also demand chapels or Christian prayer rooms in every building, plus translators, because we have no intention of learning Arabic.

If any of this is rejected, please send a list of police station addresses so we can report you for discrimination, Christianophobia, racism, and anything we don't like.

One more thing: if my kids protest or burn your flag for any reason, please be understanding. I'll be sure to give them a very serious scolding.

Finally, we all want generous benefits, free housing, phones, free food, and pocket money while we "integrate" over the next three generations. Working is optional, obviously. Be patient with us, you'll get used to it.

We thank you in advance for your tolerance and compassion. After all, diversity is our strength!

Sincerely,
A Very Reasonable Christian

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@WST620 @ABDELAESPRIELLA Le damos clase de sismología a @WST620 ? Por favor mas seriedad, gracias a Dios ahora Colombia si tiene un Presidente responsable 🙏🏻 @ABDELAESPRIELLA

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Communism is the greatest threat to our country.

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@Misterde33 @DeiviDMilano @RoyKAltman 😂

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@CarrizalesRaul @DeiviDMilano @RoyKAltman Lo que menos representa una lucha es “tirar piedras” creo que el fanático aquí es otro!

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@DeiviDMilano @RoyKAltman It is highly welcome to work with the leadership but there are positions that should be earned, having an great understanding of the Venezuelan reality is not enough, in the future as his involvement becomes more direct then definitely could be an option.

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@DeiviDMilano @RoyKAltman Cuéntame tu mejor!

[Laura Ingraham @IngrahamAngle]

This is America if Republicans lose in 2028.

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

Bernie just said what we were all thinking 🔥

[María Corina Machado @MariaCorinaYA]

El 28 de julio cambió la historia de Venezuela para siempre, y ahora vamos a terminar la tarea.

#ConNuestrasPropiasManos

[Marshall S. Billingslea @M_S_Billingslea]

Con reportes de que Maduro/Flores han perdido peso en prisión de EE.UU., he visto algunas cuentas de X referirse a la “dieta Maduro”.

Recomiendo no hacerlo. Baratea un término que se refiere propiamente al uso deliberado del hambre como herramienta de control social por parte del régimen.

En los últimos años, 1/3 de los venezolanos han luchado por conseguir incluso 2100 kilocalorías al día, debido a que el Cartel destrozó la economía.

En comparación, en prisión, Maduro/Flores están recibiendo la cantidad adecuada de nutrición — ~2600-2800 kilocalorías al día — con comidas saludables que no se parecen en nada a la basura que Alex Saab metía en las cajas CLAP.

Si se ven más delgados, es porque los tiranos bailarines de salsa necesitaban perder peso.

A continuación, ejemplos (2024) de la variedad de comidas que se sirven en las prisiones federales de EE.UU.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

https://t.co/X2r1sUHciH

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@Elias_Cabeza @ConCiliaFlores 😂 aunque sea use google señor para que tenga “noción” del sistema judicial de USA

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@porlagoma Sii terrible hasta donde llegan, pero sigamos defendiendo la verdad, los buenos somos mas!

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@saladisertacion @Juanegron No tiene que ver con Venezuela

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@gustav0cardenas Te quedas corto con “4 millones”