#1 alex lesniak stan

taurus capricorn scorpio | cult leader, apparently

[#1 alex lesniak stan @glamorlez]

i should clarify that katrina proved the US doesn't care about new orleans specifically and it's black residents

[#1 alex lesniak stan @glamorlez]

@elsie4b redownloaded twitter to say his shit has been on elyse's front porch for 2 weeks if anyone wants anything for free

[#1 alex lesniak stan @glamorlez]

@camrynito oh my GOD

[#1 alex lesniak stan @glamorlez]

tell me why the wifi at school is 10 times better than the wifi at my moms house. what the fuck.

[Carrie Courogen @carriecourogen]

53% of white women voted for Trump.

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

Ricky Gervais just made an Epstein didn't kill himself joke

The audience at the Golden Globes groaned

Ricky Gervais: "Shut up, I don't care. I know he was your friend."

[#1 alex lesniak stan @glamorlez]

we did it boys.

[lex croucher ✨ @lexcroucher]

cool to guilt-trip ordinary people for every tiny thing that might spark joy while oil execs dip their hands in big barrels of dinosaur juice to lube up every time they have a wank

[#1 alex lesniak stan @glamorlez]

yes i do have to be up at 3 am to catch a 5:40 am flight to dc to fly to italy. no i cannot sleep. yes i am anxious.

[˗ˏˋ ryn ˎˊ˗ @onlineryn]

canceling plans is ok. going away to summer camp is ok. eating oreos with peanut butter is ok. switching places with your identical twin is ok. reuniting your divorced parents is ok. pushing your sleeping stepmother’s airmattress into a lake is ok. do what u need to do to cope.

[trish @ultragloss]

running away to greece is ok. sleeping with 3 men in one summer is ok. not knowing which one of them is the father of ur daughter is ok. encountering the 3 of them at her wedding is ok. only communicating through abba songs is ok. do whatever u need to do to cope.

[#1 alex lesniak stan @glamorlez]

oh my GOD i miss kendra. i miss kendra so much.

[Dadozilla @dadozilla]

New Stardew Valley environment painting in a Ghibli ish style (I tried), this time it's the Secret Woods! Hope you like it :)

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

They’re going to accuse anyone who cautions against war of “siding with our enemies” or “supporting terrorists.”

This is the exact rhetoric that got us into the War in Iraq.

Don’t fall for it.

[R. @rukky101]

Me when my eyelash doesn’t stick to the corners of my eye and I’m already 10 minutes late

[#1 alex lesniak stan @glamorlez]

@librabussy me 2

[@dogakechi @grookei]

this is almost 5 yrs old ...... waddafawk