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ig: glamzglow

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Does anyone's crush actually like them back or does that only happen in movies

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you would not believe bill nye
if ten million science guys

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­me: sorry

stranger: stop saying sorry

me:

­sorry

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oh
💞🌻🦋🍃oh shit 💚
🦋 🍃 💛
🌷 ✨🍂
💘shit💞🌼
💞✨💛🦋sorry guys🌻🍄
💖 🌻💞im dropping my love for💗
✨the environment 🌼 🦋 💘🍃
💘🌷 💞 🦋 ✨ 🌷
🍃🦋 all over the 💚🍂🌻✨
🌷 💘🌼🍂🦋✨
💗place🍄🌻
🌺 💞🦋🌷 sorry 💘🌼

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things that DON’T make you ugly

- acne
- being over/under weight
- scars
- stretch marks
- crooked/yellow teeth
- body hair
- thinning hair/loss
- psoriasis/eczema/rashes
- fat rolls
- amputations
- physical abnormalities

things that DO make you ugly

- supporting Sea World

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My boyfriend: *speeds* *swerves all over the road* *hits every pothole* *slams on the brakes* *literally just can’t drive* “i’m a great driver”

Me: *Speeds*

My boyfriend: “you’re such a bad driver”

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I hate when someone in my class is like "omg i need a 79 on the final to get an A in the class" like shut tf up Allison i need a 157 to get a C

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Y’all laugh about kids believing in the Easter bunny but y’all still believe in fat burners, skinny teas, and waist trainers.

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with the amount of eye rolling i do daily i'm surprised my eyes are still attached

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My boyfriend:

Me: hey no pressure but if we got married this week on 4/20 our 50th anniversary would be 4/20/69 just something to think about

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me: do you wanna go skydiving

her: i’m nine months pregnant

me: oh sorry would the two of you like to go skydiving

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grocery shopping or running errands with somebody is an underrated form of intimacy don’t @ me

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*using Ouija board*

"hello, is there anyone there"

*Y*

*O*

*U*

*U*

*U*

*U*

"ah damnit this is a Soulja board*

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might fuck around and

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fall in love with someone who
doesn’t give a shit about me

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sometimes i’ll take a nap to fast forward a couple hours I’m too bored to live through

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you ever mentally cancel plans the second after you make them?

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glad it’s finally iced coffee weather so I can keep doing what I did all winter, just without being judged

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I’m such a “nah I got it“ and suffer in silence ass person

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me: you gotta learn to love yourself

friend: ????????????????????????????? don’t you fuking hate yourself

me: yea but this is about you stay focused

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hoodies are one of the most unappreciated pieces of clothing. cold? put on a hoodie. not wearing a bra? put on a hoodie. raining? put on a hoodie. have nothing to wear? put on a hoodie. feeling fat? put on a hoodie. so versatile!