stephan

Great art ruined by an idiot.

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Babe, come over, we’re going to go through this stack of local magazines from the 90s and look up every place mentioned on Google Maps so we can visit them if they still exist. (This bar is now Jamo’s.)

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The offers at the deadline were understandably bad and they couldn't even get Lavine reasonably so they did nothing. Giannis got pissed, started acting out. Haslam stepped up and promised to trade him and now my stupid basketball team is going to be awful for the rest of my life.

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From what I've heard, Giannis asked out privately last summer. The team panic traded for Turner and promised another move & said if it didn't work they'd trade him at the deadline. But they had no assets or money (and everyone else knew Giannis wanted out so they weren't helping)

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@sug4rpussss I included that because I know that’s your favorite part of the sport.

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Folks, I love hockey. The stick handling, the assists—it’s a great game.

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@spacecrone

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@hiimdabby Can’t even tank because we have no pick. Just unwatchable basketball until the next decade.

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@jennareetz24 I live not far from there and 27th also has a Palestinian bakery called Bread House that’s great. I love Marco’s pizza (not the chain one) plus the Mandi restaurant has excellent fahsa if you like Yemeni. We may not have bars like the eastside but the fast casual culinary scene👍

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@gmilysm She and I have similar viewpoints about closed doors and her royal bearing.

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@gmilysm I think she and I will have an immediate rapport.

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@gmilysm Doc, why are you painting your cats?

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@gmilysm Bub and Jojo?

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If e-mail jobs aren’t real then why did I just spend an hour on the clock joking with our corporate counsel about the CIA doing 9/11 to kill Jackie Chan because they figured out he was a Chinese spy sent to investigate the Epstein network in the 90s?

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@abookofsymbols Aww. My great grandmother would say that and then when I pressed on she’d pat me on the head and call me a dumkop and send me out of the kitchen.

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Jalen Brunson.

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@KatraHigher Thank you for your service.

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@nkulw Happy Knicks Day.

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When we were good, @DasDing_Dong made a bootleg Bobby Portishead t-shirt for the playoff run but now I’m buying knock-off Knicks gear and trying not to spiral reading mock drafts of the Bucks drafting Nate Ament or Karim Lopez. Life comes at you fast, etc

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🏀 NBA FINALS MERCH DROP https://t.co/1zMItumJbS

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Even for the Economist this is egregious.

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@probablyalissa Hope you have a great one!