GEOFFREY LANGAT

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

Dear son,

Study why selling to a woman is easier.

Study why big companies hire men with kids and in debt.

Study why the rich donate money to their local churches.

Study why celebrities are glorified and worshipped.

You'll thank me later.

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

WHAT THE F*CK ARE YOU AFRAID OF

- Death : We’re all gonna die.

- Bankruptcy : You can make it all back.

- Shame : Everyone will forget in a week.

- Rejection : It happens to everyone.

- Failure : It’s part of the path.

- Judgment : They’ll judge anyway.

- Losing people : Not all are meant to stay.

- Making mistakes : You’ll survive them.

- Taking risks : Regret hurts more.

Live every day like it's your last day.

[Bambulu @BambuluQ]

If a woman is not interested in you, make her invisible, no matter how beautiful she is.

No interest = out of mind

Keep it this way.

[SANKEI🇰🇪 @SankeiSaitoti]

Barack Obama is busy opening a presidential center in Chicago and is actively involved in U.S. politics, but let Uhuru Kenyatta open his mouth in Kenya, and the entire government stops everything to remind him that he is retired. We are led by an insecure government.

[Iranian Force @MrImranPk]

Retweet if you believe Netanyahu is a war criminal.

[Hussein @husseinKamala]

Confirmed: Impeachment is planned to be tabled on Tuesday

#Rutomustgo psg Arsenal

[jacob juma @kabetes]

Europe does not have tribes or anywhere else in the world. Tribe describes primitive/uncivilized people. Africans should stop using tribes.

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Kipchumba Murkomen want matatu owners to understand Ruto for adding ksh 130 on fuel in just four years. Uhuru Kenyatta added ksh 20 in 10 years.

Who should be excused here?

[Alfred Keter🇰🇪 @alfredarapketer]

Tighten Your Belt!
"The iranian war has messed up with our economy"!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
#RutoMustGoNow

[Lawrence Kitema @lawrencekitema]

Remember, 3 hours of worship on Sunday won't wipe away how bad you treat others over the week. Happy Sunday!

[Men of Purpose @Men_Of_Purpose]

She spoke what men swallow in silence 💔

[KIPRONO @Onorpik]

UDA and Ruto will be dealt a mighty blow in Emurua Dikirr on 14th May. These people were oppressed before Johana Ngeno pushed for creation of the constituency in 2013, you cannot IMPOSE a candidate on them.

[Jim Njue @jimNjue_]

In Mbeere Noorth, it took 600 Million, the entire UDA Machinery, A deputy president camping there with all Permanent Secretaries, over 500 Police officers, over 2,000 goons and an army Battalion with 3 tanks for Kasongo to ‘win’ an election with just 400 votes. It’s humanly impossible to repeat that in all By-Elections.

[Alfred Keter🇰🇪 @alfredarapketer]

Incorrigible!
#RutoMustGoNow
#RutoMustGoNow

[Lightcast TV Kenya @Lightcasttvke]

"Wajaluo tusibebewe akili, TUTUMIE ZETU!"~Fearless Bishop roasts Luo politicians as Governors Wanga, Orengo and their battalion listen

[SokoAnalyst @SokoAnalyst]

Kenya is at it again. The Finance Bill 2026 now proposes a 50% excise tax on high-end and classic cars. Let that sink in. Half the value of a legally acquired asset… taken by the State. This is no longer taxation. This is punishment disguised as policy.

Thread 🧵.

[Eugene L. Wamalwa @EugeneLWamalwa]

Sometimes History repeats itself.

[Conrad Kulo @ConradKulo]

I hope you all recall that Dr. Obwaka was arrested on Ruto’s orders.

The old Dr. had a heart condition.
Remember when he collapsed in court?

Ruto's dark shadow of death at it again!

[John Collins @HangBlaa]

Donald Trump commits acts of political violence.
He kidnapped the Venezuelan head of state and assassinated the civilian government of Iran.

Not a word from our political leaders.

Today they’re: “All political violence must be condemned”.

They’d fucking sicken you.

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

It took 4 years for William Ruto to bring down our country.