k leigh glanzman🌹🏳️‍🌈🖤🤍💜

poet&writer(she/her) | Pushcart & Best Small Fictions noms | @ukymfa grad | EIC @miniskirtmag | Elder Millennial

[k leigh glanzman🌹🏳️‍🌈🖤🤍💜 @glanzman_k]

@taylornation13 @iTunes @taylorswift13 ngl im over here trying to figure out if TN used "peak" because American illiteracy or because Easter egg

[k leigh glanzman🌹🏳️‍🌈🖤🤍💜 @glanzman_k]

@AndrewYang bro we don't even have a 2nd party and you think the institutional infrastructure will allow for a 3rd? pfffttt

[k leigh glanzman🌹🏳️‍🌈🖤🤍💜 @glanzman_k]

the Elder Millennial timeline of world-altering events is absolutely bananas if you think abt it ...

11yo=oj bronco chase
13yo=home computer
16yo=fledgling internet
17yo=columbine
19yo=9.11
26yo=great recession
30yo=tea party
42yo=us collapse

like wtf I'm not even middle aged

[k leigh glanzman🌹🏳️‍🌈🖤🤍💜 @glanzman_k]

My anxiety level when watching the news bc im aware of whats happening <--> my anxiety level when not watching the news bc oh god wtf is happening <--> my anxiety level bc at work I have to be chipper & sweet on the phone n pretend it's just any fn wednesday

[k leigh glanzman🌹🏳️‍🌈🖤🤍💜 @glanzman_k]

stock market fall down go boom so now he gonna start a war to distract us

[k leigh glanzman🌹🏳️‍🌈🖤🤍💜 @glanzman_k]

@tituschalk I know but I'd very much like to speed run the next 6 months ... wake up on the other side having avoided the Imperial death spiral & get to jump straight into mad max thunderdome

[k leigh glanzman🌹🏳️‍🌈🖤🤍💜 @glanzman_k]

welp. wake me up when september ends i guess

[k leigh glanzman🌹🏳️‍🌈🖤🤍💜 @glanzman_k]

this is some third world African warlord shit

[Tesla Owners Silicon Valley @teslaownersSV]

BREAKING: .@Tesla vehicles lined up at the White House for @realDonaldTrump to view

[k leigh glanzman🌹🏳️‍🌈🖤🤍💜 @glanzman_k]

if EVERYTHING IS COMPUTER why hasn't skynet come put me out of my misery yet

[Stacy Cay @stacycay]

Don’t kill yourself. Trump will die one day and you’re gonna wanna see that.

[k leigh glanzman🌹🏳️‍🌈🖤🤍💜 @glanzman_k]

@joncoopertweets Bird flu is spread by wild birds hopscotching around the neighborhood so that sounds like a great way to speed run a variant that can transmit human to human while depleting everyone's savings because they have to destroy their sick flocks

[k leigh glanzman🌹🏳️‍🌈🖤🤍💜 @glanzman_k]

as always, the dems give a masterclass in how to be a bunch of fucking bitch ass virtue signaling pussies

no one cares about your elle woods cosplay if you're not doing something to command the cameras be on you, you morons

[k leigh glanzman🌹🏳️‍🌈🖤🤍💜 @glanzman_k]

trump lowered egg prices in that i am currently paying $0 for eggs because there are no fucking eggs to be bought

[k leigh glanzman🌹🏳️‍🌈🖤🤍💜 @glanzman_k]

"i don't wanna be pregnant anymore" is also the only reason women need to get an abortion but y'all aren't ready for graduate-level discourse

[k leigh glanzman🌹🏳️‍🌈🖤🤍💜 @glanzman_k]

listen bro no-fault divorce exists bc we're not child brides trapped by the law of coverture who have to pay the king, give legal justification & petition parliament to grant a divorce ... it's the 21st century: "i don't wanna be married anymore" is the only reason women need

[k leigh glanzman🌹🏳️‍🌈🖤🤍💜 @glanzman_k]

how do I get the non tom brady broadcast i can't do this for 3 hours

[k leigh glanzman🌹🏳️‍🌈🖤🤍💜 @glanzman_k]

this bitch literally out here trying to take candy from babies

I hope your shoes never stay tied & every bottle of foundation you buy goes dry in a week

[Grace Price @travelingenes]

Me on my way to testify to the Arizona House for the removal of addictive substances like soda and candy from SNAP eligible items 😊

MAHA!

[k leigh glanzman🌹🏳️‍🌈🖤🤍💜 @glanzman_k]

resisting looking at the dive my 401k has taken the last 3 weeks because what does it matter, I'm gonna die at my desk or the world will collapse so hard I won't be able to access anything held digitally

[k leigh glanzman🌹🏳️‍🌈🖤🤍💜 @glanzman_k]

@darafaye @fuckyouiquit 15 min in the freezer before chopping

[lauren @laurenashastro]

great time to get an english degree honestly nobody can read or write you might become scribe to the king in the next 15 years if you know cursive the way things are going