Saga (Glappet)

Saga. Uppsala. Journalist. Student. Missnöjd med tillvaron sedan barnsben. Kan saker. Democracy dies in darkness.

[Saga (Glappet) @glappet]

kan inte alla polyamorösa kommunister skaffa sig en egen jävla dejtingapp

[Saga (Glappet) @glappet]

@ericbauner Kan rekommendera!

[Saga (Glappet) @glappet]

@MartinAagaard Jag tyckte nog att Pahnkes recension var värre? Kan inte bestämma mig..

[Saga (Glappet) @glappet]

Jag tog examen i januari förra året. Vikarierat sedan dess. Timmar på högstadiet, timmar på gymnasiet och sedan november förra året: 20 procent på gymnasiet. Den tjänsten tar slut nu. Jag får inget jobb. Det finns inga jobb.

[Marcus Larsson @Skolinkvisition]

En kompis sökte gymnasielärarjobb på kommunal skola i Göteborg. 400 sökande. För att få ett vanligt lärarjobb på skola som inte ägs av utländska investeringsfonder måste du anses bättre än 399 andra. Är du inte det får du harva dig fram på vikariat på Academedias skolor.

[Mesuret @NocnaZ]

Europeans totally shocked to find out they’re poor.

[Mike Bird @Birdyword]

Many people do not seem to want data centres built near them, despite the fact that they don't cause that much traffic and often generate a lot of local tax revenue. I suspect it's partly because they're ugly! My proposal:

[Joseph Fasano @Joseph_Fasano_]

Van Gogh's letters save me:

[Saga (Glappet) @glappet]

@JeremiahDJohns Sooo good!

[rwlk @sherlock_hodles]

Trump every time the S&P 500 drops more than a percent

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

The math on William Shatner’s existence is hard to process.

He was born closer to the Civil War than to today. Montreal, 1931. His father manufactured clothes. His first acting role came in 1951, the same year color TV was introduced to the American public.

Star Trek premiered in 1966. It lasted 3 seasons and got cancelled. The first rerun aired before humans had walked on the Moon. Those reruns are still generating licensing revenue 57 years later.

He’s been famous for 60 consecutive years. He survived being typecast so severely in the 1970s that he did convention appearances for grocery money. He survived his third wife’s death. He survived Hollywood writing him off as a joke.

Then he weaponized the joke. Priceline commercials. The roast. Spoken-word albums where he recites Elton John lyrics as dramatic monologue. Every project that should have ended his career somehow added to it.

At 73, back-to-back Emmys for Boston Legal. At 90, oldest person to fly to space. At 94, a Super Bowl ad. At 95, 4.3 million people watching him smoke a cigar on X.

His career has now outlasted the Soviet Union, the Space Shuttle program, Blockbuster Video, MySpace, and the first three generations of AI models. He’s been working since Truman and he’s posting through the Claude era.

The compounding is the point. 75 years of showing up created a distribution moat that no amount of talent alone could replicate.

[Saga (Glappet) @glappet]

Svajpar bara yeeees på killar när jag är full. När jag är nykter tänker jag "Är inte ett gammalt avsnitt av 24 att föredra framför en pinsam och dyr öll ändå?"

[Shravani @shrav_10]

Valentine's 2004: single
Valentine's 2005: single
Valentine's 2006: single
Valentine's 2007: single
Valentine's 2008: single
Valentine's 2009: single
Valentine's 2010: single
Valentine's 2011: single
Valentine's 2012: single
Valentine's 2013: single
Valentine's 2014: single
Valentine's 2015: single
Valentine's 2016: single
Valentine's 2017: single
Valentine's 2018: mingle
Valentine's 2019: single
Valentine's 2020: single
Valentine's 2021: single
Valentine's 2022: single
Valentine's 2023: single
Valentine's 2024: single
Valentine's 2025: single
Valentine's 2026: single

CONSISTENCY IS THE KEY

[Saga (Glappet) @glappet]

Tyvärr vansinnig på Kanada. Sportlovet borde ha börjat med lite lugn och ro – istället rosenrasande pga FUSK

[Fittan Birk Borkason @fittanbirkborka]

Cheater 1 och cheater 2

[Ludvig Berke @LudvigBerke]

Inte nu älskling, jag måste förklara för varenda kanadensare som mopsat sig på nätet att de är smutsiga fuskare som inte ens kan curlingreglerna.

[katie kadue @kukukadoo]

watching pride and prejudice (1940) and while movies in general may have gotten worse since then, jane austen adaptations have definitely gotten better

[Saga (Glappet) @glappet]

Gott nytt år! Vi jobbar vidare på det här med livet!

[Chris Paxton @chris_j_paxton]

Everyone's dunking on this but apple was clearly being a bad actor with their lightning cable nonsense

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

please go to therapy and leave the rest of the world alone

[fab @fabbgrat]

i'll never understand people who don't have that "i need to take care and not ruin this public space" voice inside their heads, just a complete failure of a human being