Ken Smith

Former Herald newspaper Diary editor, now freelance.

[Shutts 🇲🇽 🇨🇼 🇺🇾 🇳🇴 @Shuttsapalooza]

By far my favourite Scotland vs Brazil story is the referee saying “Good luck, may the best team win” to both captains before the game in 1982 and Graeme Souness replying “I fucking hope not”

[Paul Bronks @SlenderSherbet]

Felis catus, nature's great hunter, stalks his prey like an assassin waiting for the perfect shot, then pounces with efficiency and precision.

[Chris McLaughlin @BBCchrismclaug]

Boston, this evening.

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

I told my barber "Make me look sexy."

She started drinking.

[Wacko @jackrobertson04]

Less than a month old. Fully expect the club to pay for a cover up. Cheers 👍

[Pundamentalism @Pundamentalism]

I didn't believe my wife when she said she'd joined a Moroccan tribute band for The Monkees. And then I saw her Fez.

[euan mccolm @euanmccolm]

I bet everyone in my generation of Scottish news hacks has thought, "Sean Clerkin, eh? who'd have thought it?" at some point, today.

[Chief Miekelson - The Chief returns! @ChiefMiekelson]

Hopefully someone will move that campervan and I can get my parking space back!

[twitch.tv/Limmy @DaftLimmy]

I know it's hot tonight, but please don't leave your window open.

There are guys going about just now dressed as clowns and they're creeping in the windows and slashing people's faces.

[1. FC Köln Fan @EHDMJU]

Grant Hanley coming up for a corner in the last minute to try to grab a late winner vs Haiti.

[Ken Smith @glasgowken]

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[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

I don't care if Pearl and Dean had nothing to do with the movie I want to hear the music before movies again.

[Gerry Braiden @BraidenGB]

Decent

[Clifton Duncan @cliftonaduncan]

Sometimes a sentence cuts right to the heart of the human experience in a profound way.

[Jim Spence @JimSpenceDundee]

😂

[Bennett Arron @BennettArron]

Does anyone know who handles the PR for Hamas? I’d love them to do my tour show.

[Tom Harris 🇬🇧 @MrTCHarris]

People Make Glasgow

[Joanna Hardy-Susskind @Joanna__Hardy]

oh my god is it Andy Burnham