Shawna

Lover of board games, grower of cute children, maker of all the things, scatterbrained extraordinare

[Shawna @glassandsass]

@PodSaveAmerica Ithaca NY is a small liberal university enclave town with very little crime. One of their mottos is literally "10 square miles surrounded by reality". Presenting it as though this is somehow a model for anywhere else in the country is disingenuous

[Shawna @glassandsass]

For no other reason than to amuse myself, may I present the first of a new series #quarantineconvos #QuarantineLife

[Shawna @glassandsass]

Thanks to Kelly for doing music classes for the masses every morning this week! If any of my friends with kids would like the link for the classes including videos from all week and another new class planned for… https://t.co/BNGFYCQNDh

[Shawna @glassandsass]

A little gem I made for myself. Have a custom mug you would like made? Hit me up. I don’t charge extra for simple picture + text designs! #glitterglassandsass #coffee #peanut #notamorningperson #coffeemug #mug https://t.co/faE6oCIlZU

[Shawna @glassandsass]

Me: tries to get a few things cleaned up ... 5yo: follows me around screaming YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO PLAY WITH US #parenting

[Shawna @glassandsass]

Goldfish crackers are the perfect kids snack to have laying around because I have zero temptation to snack on them #parenting #goldfish #notafan

[Shawna @glassandsass]

My favorite of a large new class of mugs I’ll be putting out in the coming weeks! Every.Single.Morning. #glitterglassandsass #coffee #perkatory #punny https://t.co/aTgVRGfvnj

[Shawna @glassandsass]

Recently #peanut has been biting the tips off of all the color wonder markers in our house🤦‍♀️Did you know crayons has a recycling program where you can send them spent markers to recycle?… https://t.co/6hvtGRhvn9

[Shawna @glassandsass]

Eating my kid’s leftover mac n cheese while hiding in the bathroom like I didn’t PAY FOR this goddamn food myself #deepthoughtsbyshawna

[Shawna @glassandsass]

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[Shawna @glassandsass]

I think the reason buffets make terrible bacon is so you don’t come back for more #bacon #deepthoughtsbyshawna

[Shawna @glassandsass]

Ok, one more. I think I #snailed it for #cybermonday. I'll be back with more #GIVEAWAY opportunities throughout #christmas2017. Stay tuned! https://t.co/6zCV5DiHFV

[Shawna @glassandsass]

#GIVEAWAY time! Ending the night where we began the morning, with an #epicburn #ohsnap https://t.co/pyAZHTE7q1 #glitterglassandsass #thanksforhanginginthere #lastone #coffeemug #itsbeenreal #cybermonday2017

[Shawna @glassandsass]

SHUT UP, I'm #awesome https://t.co/vqBoVzXAEQ #glitterglassandsass #handcramp #coffeemug

[Shawna @glassandsass]

Don't like #morningpeople or MORNINGS or PEOPLE so take that #morningssuck https://t.co/0DNrMzx9Mg #glitterglassandsass #coffee #ineedcoffee #mugs #funny #darkhumor

[Shawna @glassandsass]

I call this #cutie "Crazy Never Looked So Cute"... I just love it! https://t.co/LlasE050aR #glitterglassandsass #christmas #centerpiece #design #decor #etsy #shopsmall

[Shawna @glassandsass]

Yep. Cancel my subscription to your issue #yousocrazy #funnycoffeemug https://t.co/Dgkx984vr3 #glitterglassandsass #gettingsassy #coffeemug #caffeinetime

[Shawna @glassandsass]

It's almost like I've just given up #wellfuckityfuckfuck https://t.co/xCwG7QwsPB #glitterglassandsass #coffeemug #fuckyeah

[Shawna @glassandsass]

#GIVEAWAY time once again. Everyone will think you have #christmasspirit. You secretly are revelling in this #bahhumbug coffee mug, you #scrooge https://t.co/KlFVUHHuT1 #inappropriate #blackchristmas #uglychristmassweater #glitterglassandsass #shopsmall #handmadeatamazon