Michael Cossaro

Shatter, rebuild, repeat. I see a world where we haven't learned from the mistakes of our past. I humbly suggest that we try to rectify this situation.

[Michael Cossaro @glassbane]

@Mimiiben1 47

[Michael Cossaro @glassbane]

Hey Guelph City Council. Have you considered that traffic is already snarled with Speedvale one way (Only Westbound at the bridge) and Downtown about to be fully closed at Wyndham and McDonnell and now Paisley to be closed Westbound?
You're all getting voted out.

[Michael Cossaro @glassbane]

@RealJamesWoods you were the Bomb in Vampire$ yo.

[Michael Cossaro @glassbane]

@alyankovic It's a lot late. But my sister has been singing "Fries With Gravy" ever since she heard "Drives me Crazy." Wanted to let you know that you had an effect. Also UHF is the bomb ya'll.

[Michael Cossaro @glassbane]

@Monica55dzrh I'm 54. I'm bad at relationships. I cut losses. Will not inflict my bullshit upon others.

[Michael Cossaro @glassbane]

@EmilySm43 Tom Morello

[Michael Cossaro @glassbane]

@skisum I know it has been a few years since your epic lockdown collabs, but I still circle back again and again. Been following you since the late 80's and you never disappoint. My favorite by the way is NWOBHM with Danko and Sum 41.

[Michael Cossaro @glassbane]

Got to hear a crowd of regular jack-holes proudly talking in public about scalping Blue Jays tickets for the World series. It's not just TicketBastard dummies. You profiteering shitwanks are why concert and game tickets can be 200 for nosebleeds. Keep it up, dumbasses.

[Michael Cossaro @glassbane]

Thanks The Darkest of The Hillside Thickets for all of the music.
I have been a fan since I first heard the Hurts Like Hell! at Guelph University's #CFRU radio station where I volunteered as DJ in the early 90's.

#SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/BlslHBWuQZ

[Michael Cossaro @glassbane]

Why do so many love spicy food? They hate assholes too.

[Michael Cossaro @glassbane]

Tonight is 21/12 Eve. Let's all try to remember the reason for the season. In 1976 three Kings of Canadian Rock brought gifts of Drums, Bass and Guitar to the Temples of Syrinx. Celebrate International Rush Day tomorrow. #Rush #2112

[Michael Cossaro @glassbane]

If your writing is stiff and strained, will accupunctuation work to relieve the symptoms? Asking for a friend.

[Michael Cossaro @glassbane]

@LoLoVonZ

[Michael Cossaro @glassbane]

I don't sleep anymore. I have slim moments of involuntary coma.

[Michael Cossaro @glassbane]

@LightningSlim1 @TeresaRoncon @EricaEhm @johnrobertsFox Should ask @johnrobertsFox ,why so much Zero the Hero and never as much Neon Knights?

[Michael Cossaro @glassbane]

@LightningSlim1 @TeresaRoncon for the win. Everyone loves @EricaEhm as they should, but I was a devotee of the #Power30 . Kinda miss JD Roberts @johnrobertsFox on Midweek Metal Mania though

[Michael Cossaro @glassbane]

@Satsu2Cents The former.

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@cityofguelph @guelplhtransit Sure would be nice if I could buy bus tickets without cash. But I get the feeling that we working folks don't factor in. #covid #givemeabetteroption

[Michael Cossaro @glassbane]

Still off work? Working from home? You may not know this but there is a large section of your society that drives for a living and hasn't had the #covidcation that you have. Do us a solid and stop clogging traffic.

[Michael Cossaro @glassbane]

World-wide pandemic be damned. My pizza is both too hot to eat without turning my mouth to hot shredded blisters and too irresistible to not eat.