A British spy goes undercover in America and tries to infiltrate the political ranks...
To get into politics, he has to pass an oral exam.
Examiner: When did the USA gain independence?
Spy: July 4, 1776
Good. How many continents are there?
- Easy peasy, seven.
Damn, you're good. Which continent is Turkey in?
- Technically, Turkey is in two continents; Asia and Europe, since some parts of-
*gets cut off*
-Woah, you know your geography. Let's do some history now.
Examiner: Who first discovered America?
Spy: Most people think Christopher Colombus did, but actually Leif Erikson first discovered the lands of our blessed country, America.
Who was the first President of the United States?
- Peyton Randolph. George Washington was the country's first *elected* president. But he was by no means the country's first president.
At this point, the examiner realised this dude was a spy, because an actual American doesn't know shit.