S. Jean

Mediocre HR employee, colon cancer survivor, part-time EMT, student of the world, cat lover, & total nerd. Tweeting about important things. Like reality tv.

[S. Jean @glavi47]

But what if I told you the world wouldn't end
If you started showing what's under your skin

[S. Jean @glavi47]

Did you see this, @raford3? Great story.

[TODAY @TODAYshow]

On #SundayTODAY: @annenbcnews has our #SundaySpotlight on @jasonbenetti, the @nbcsports broadcaster now calling the plays for Sunday Night Baseball. https://t.co/kI5OqEuKiN

[S. Jean @glavi47]

Department of Transportation: *makes flying as emotionally, mentally, and physically painful as possible*

Sean Duffy: Also, it is illegal to wear comfortable clothes.

[S. Jean @glavi47]

The bad news is my favorite month is over. The good news is my second favorite months is just starting. 🎉🦃🏒🏈📚

[S. Jean @glavi47]

A haunted house but it’s just my mom telling me everything that’s wrong with my house.

[S. Jean @glavi47]

@raford3 I actually thought about you yesterday, wondered if you were broadcasting when he was in Binghamton.

[S. Jean @glavi47]

In case anyone is wondering what your 40s is like, it’s Friday night, I’m in bed at 9:04 pm and I just took a quiz to find out what Little Debbie snack I am.

[S. Jean @glavi47]

Do you know what this game needs? A little Matt Rempe. #NYR #NYRangers

[S. Jean @glavi47]

@vanderjames I beat it at 43. You will too.

[S. Jean @glavi47]

Am I the only one wondering what poor Braeden Schneider’s adorable face looks like today? @NYRangers

[S. Jean @glavi47]

I feel like Macklemore put it best when he said “chill the fuck out, mow your damn lawn and sit the hell down.”

[S. Jean @glavi47]

I already have thoughts. Opening the 2024 #ParisOlympics with Steven Spielberg was genius. Genius.

[S. Jean @glavi47]

I’ve got a great new law idea for @GovKathyHochul @NYSenate-restaurants must put a sign at their entrance that says either “seat yourself” or “please wait to be seated.” It would eliminate a lot of unnecessary and awkward standing in a doorway. Thank you for your consideration.

[S. Jean @glavi47]

Someone needs to tell Jordan Staal that the Stone Age called and they want their Neanderthal back.

[S. Jean @glavi47]

@NYRangers THANK YOU 💙❤️ (I’m taking credit.)

[S. Jean @glavi47]

@NYRangers I think I can speak for the rest of America right now when I say WE’RE GOING THROUGH MATT REMPE WITHDRAWAL.

[S. Jean @glavi47]

@NYRangers I think I can speak for the rest of America right now when I say WE’RE GOING THROUGH MATT REMPE WITHDRAWAL.

[S. Jean @glavi47]

@BuffaloBills @NFL Ok, hear me out. Keon Coleman. Mic’d up. Every game.

[S. Jean @glavi47]

A lot of people can’t afford groceries right now, but I’m really glad the government is worried about me watching adorable cat videos.

[S. Jean @glavi47]

Listen, I don’t love people struggling to survive, but whoever is advising the royal family to release these nonsense photos and statements about them from “Kate” needs to be fired. They need to be fired real fast.

[S. Jean @glavi47]

Ok, the royal family really needs to give us some solid information soon because I carry my stress in my gut and this is making my tummy hurt (even though I’m being brave about it).

[S. Jean @glavi47]

It’s so fun watching #LoveIsBlind when you’ve read spoilers and know that these guys talking about being in love already had girlfriends back home. 😂 Guys, you’re not doing yourselves any favors.