‍ ‍ 𝑺𝑰𝑿‍ ‍ ‍* ‍ 𝐅𝐋𝐀͟𝐆𝐒 ‍ ‍

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⌗ 𝟔𝟔 ⠀ ┈ ⨾ ⠀ 𝑏𝑎𝑏𝑦 ⠀ ⸝ ⠀ 𝓵et’s ⠀ 𝐅𝐀𝐂𝐄 ⠀ it ⠀ … ⠀ 𝑖'𝑚 ⠀ not ⠀ into ⠀ 𝓓𝙰͟𝚃͟𝙸͟𝙽͟𝙶

[‍ ‍ 𝑺𝑰𝑿‍ ‍ ‍* ‍ 𝐅𝐋𝐀͟𝐆𝐒 ‍ ‍ @gldenpuck]

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⠀⠀ ⠀⠀𝑡𝑒𝑚𝑝 𝑝𝑖𝑛𝑛𝑒𝑑 —— a canon portrayal of dean di laurentis. mature content ahead ◞ minors 𖬺͟ lewd 𝒅𝒐 𝒏𝒐𝒕 interact.
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[‍ ‍ 𝑺𝑰𝑿‍ ‍ ‍* ‍ 𝐅𝐋𝐀͟𝐆𝐒 ‍ ‍ @gldenpuck]

/ apologies for my hiatus. life has been . . lifeing

[‍ ‍ 𝑺𝑰𝑿‍ ‍ ‍* ‍ 𝐅𝐋𝐀͟𝐆𝐒 ‍ ‍ @gldenpuck]

. . they’re not ugly.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝒄𝒉𝒂𝐦͟𝐩͟𝐚͟𝐠͟𝐧𝒆 ‍ … ‍ ‍ @aeternalisolis]

if they love the whole hipster dad vibes .

[‍ ‍ 𝑺𝑰𝑿‍ ‍ ‍* ‍ 𝐅𝐋𝐀͟𝐆𝐒 ‍ ‍ @gldenpuck]

the ladies love them.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝒄𝒉𝒂𝐦͟𝐩͟𝐚͟𝐠͟𝐧𝒆 ‍ … ‍ ‍ @aeternalisolis]

yes, they are.

[‍ ‍ 𝑺𝑰𝑿‍ ‍ ‍* ‍ 𝐅𝐋𝐀͟𝐆𝐒 ‍ ‍ @gldenpuck]

how shit—faced is he ? the answer is 𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑒.

[‍ ‍ 𝑺𝑰𝑿‍ ‍ ‍* ‍ 𝐅𝐋𝐀͟𝐆𝐒 ‍ ‍ @gldenpuck]

they are NOT ugly.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝒄𝒉𝒂𝐦͟𝐩͟𝐚͟𝐠͟𝐧𝒆 ‍ … ‍ ‍ @aeternalisolis]

☝🏻 * i’d like to point out that dean has an extensive collection of ugly cardigans that are, in fact, a massive disgrace to his wardrobe.

[‍ ‍ 𝑺𝑰𝑿‍ ‍ ‍* ‍ 𝐅𝐋𝐀͟𝐆𝐒 ‍ ‍ @gldenpuck]

my name is nothing compared to guys who i went to prep school with. some dude had 𝒔𝒊𝒙 middle names.

[‍ ‍ 𝑺𝑰𝑿‍ ‍ ‍* ‍ 𝐅𝐋𝐀͟𝐆𝐒 ‍ ‍ @gldenpuck]

not cool. at all.

[‍ ‍ 𝑺𝑰𝑿‍ ‍ ‍* ‍ 𝐅𝐋𝐀͟𝐆𝐒 ‍ ‍ @gldenpuck]

well , fuck me. did you have to use my entire name ?

[‍ ‍ 𝑺𝑰𝑿‍ ‍ ‍* ‍ 𝐅𝐋𝐀͟𝐆𝐒 ‍ ‍ @gldenpuck]

no it’s not.

[‍ ‍ 𝑺𝑰𝑿‍ ‍ ‍* ‍ 𝐅𝐋𝐀͟𝐆𝐒 ‍ ‍ @gldenpuck]

dean tossed the pillow onto the couch before plopping his large figure onto it. “ that’s every girl’s lie when the sex is 𝑙𝑖𝑓𝑒 𝑐𝘩𝑎𝑛𝑔𝑖𝑛𝑔. ”

[⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ꫂ 𝒮. @flwrveiil]

she raised a brow. good lord, he could be insufferable when he put his mind to it. “alright, alright. don’t get too confident.” a laugh slipped free.

——“you weren’t even 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 good, dean!”

[‍ ‍ 𝑺𝑰𝑿‍ ‍ ‍* ‍ 𝐅𝐋𝐀͟𝐆𝐒 ‍ ‍ @gldenpuck]

it’s not too late.

[‍ ‍ 𝑺𝑰𝑿‍ ‍ ‍* ‍ 𝐅𝐋𝐀͟𝐆𝐒 ‍ ‍ @gldenpuck]

the blonde caught the cushion with ease , a chuckle falling from his lips. “ 𝑜𝘩 𝑑𝑒𝑎𝑛 ! 𝑑𝑜𝑛'𝑡 𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑝 ! ” he continued in a high pitch tone , mimicking her.

[⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ꫂ 𝒮. @flwrveiil]

eyes widening, she snatched the nearest cushion and threw it at him, —“ 𝘴𝘩𝘶𝘵 𝘶𝘱!!”

[‍ ‍ 𝑺𝑰𝑿‍ ‍ ‍* ‍ 𝐅𝐋𝐀͟𝐆𝐒 ‍ ‍ @gldenpuck]

how could i forget ?—— 𝑜𝘩 , 𝑑𝑒𝑎𝑛 ! 𝑦𝑒𝑠 ! 𝑦𝑒𝑠 ! 𝑦𝑒𝑠 !

[⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ꫂ 𝒮. @flwrveiil]

𝘨𝘭𝘢𝘥 to know you still remember. saves me the trouble of freshening up your memory.

[‍ ‍ 𝑺𝑰𝑿‍ ‍ ‍* ‍ 𝐅𝐋𝐀͟𝐆𝐒 ‍ ‍ @gldenpuck]

no , no. don’t change your mind now.

[‍ ‍ 𝑺𝑰𝑿‍ ‍ ‍* ‍ 𝐅𝐋𝐀͟𝐆𝐒 ‍ ‍ @gldenpuck]

sounds like you’re the one who’s begging now , baby.

[‍ ‍ 𝑺𝑰𝑿‍ ‍ ‍* ‍ 𝐅𝐋𝐀͟𝐆𝐒 ‍ ‍ @gldenpuck]

nothing’s the matter.

[‍ ‍ 𝑺𝑰𝑿‍ ‍ ‍* ‍ 𝐅𝐋𝐀͟𝐆𝐒 ‍ ‍ @gldenpuck]

blah blah blah.

[‍ ‍ 𝑺𝑰𝑿‍ ‍ ‍* ‍ 𝐅𝐋𝐀͟𝐆𝐒 ‍ ‍ @gldenpuck]

tucker left me alone in the kitchen. i’d say they’re 𝒆𝒙𝒕𝒓𝒂 crispy.

[‍ ‍ 𝑺𝑰𝑿‍ ‍ ‍* ‍ 𝐅𝐋𝐀͟𝐆𝐒 ‍ ‍ @gldenpuck]

would you rather someone inexperienced ?

[‍ ‍ 𝑺𝑰𝑿‍ ‍ ‍* ‍ 𝐅𝐋𝐀͟𝐆𝐒 ‍ ‍ @gldenpuck]

it’s called being 𝑒𝑥𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑐𝑒𝑑.