I don't make boilers

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@SquawkAlert Medical emergency

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@McDonaldsUK having a nightmare with your virtual assistant. Are there any humans monitoring this account?

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@AndyGJBurge @PaulEmbery One of those is literally a photograph

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@sar_dogs don’t know if this is something your guys might be able to help with.

Missing near Botley is Hampshire, SO30

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@MetJam_ not quite the standard of the amazing pics you usually share but is this one of these shelf clouds I’ve been reading so much about? Just on the leading edge of tonight’s south coast thunderstorm.

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@VOXI_UK Hi, we’re trying to transfer a Vodafone number to a new voxi account but it’s saying the PAC code is invalid, please can you help?

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@NHSBSA_OHS Please can you advise how long it takes for GHIC cards to arrive? Ordered 9th August, received confirmation email saying application was successful but nothing arrived yet.

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@DaveGorman @ThomasAtcheson Probably hoping people will follow them so they can spam their links using DMs. I get a lot of unsolicited stuff like that on Facebook Messenger. At least Twitter does something about it when reported, FB always tell me that they haven’t broken any rules.

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@reganhimself Dirt cheap second hand SLR and a T ring adapter.

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@SkyNews The assertion that one dose gives half the immunity of two is false and should be removed.

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@talkRADIO if a test is 7% accurate then just read the opposite of the result, hey presto you’ve got a 93% accurate test.

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Pretty proud of this one. Boletus edulis, better known as ceps or porcini.

Found #foraging in an undisclosed location 🤐

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@reganhimself I’m just glad I got a pic before I broke a solar panel.

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@HighwaysSEAST @romanse
M27 J9 lights been causing a lot of traffic this week. Timings appear off, can someone investigate?

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@NickFerrariLBC Before 2013 you didn’t need a degree to become a nurse. Hardly surprising that people who want to go to uni at great expense want to study something more lucrative. Mark

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@NatWest_Help is there any issue with faster payments? Sent money 2 hours ago and still hasn’t arrived.

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Hi @nowtvhelp, is there something wrong with your phone systems? Called once and was cut off after holding 15 mins, now when I call back the line is distorted and nobody can hear what I’m saying. Can call other numbers fine so not a phone issue here.

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@HighwaysSEAST @romanse M27 J9 lights are playing up yet again. Please can someone investigate?

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@TheNewsQuiz This headline from the Portsmouth News seemed up your street:
https://t.co/mJnESFWCcN

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@westdeancollege Hi, we’re down tomorrow for chilli fiesta, can you confirm the site and all camp sites are still open? It’s ankle deep here in Fareham.