Candy

An immigrant not interested in taking your jobs; a queerdo interested in taking your genders. @[email protected]; here till this dumpster explodes.

[Candy @gleebags]

It occurred to me that it would be useful to have a megathread of all my Pride Month stories. Some stats before the links:

I wrote 16 stories total but posted on 19/30 days (because of multi-parters), totaling ~20K words. The vast majority were posted after midnight.

[Candy @gleebags]

And here's the Shane/Ilya "All Is Full of Love" edit with lyrics, if you don't know the song super well or if you find Bjork completely inscrutable (so relatable) #heatedrivalry #hollanov

[Candy @gleebags]

Shane/Ilya edit set to "All Is Full of Love" by Bjork. Here's a version without lyrics (good if you know the song super well already). #heatedrivalry #hollanov

[Candy @gleebags]

What else is in the teaches of Peaches? Like sex on the beaches. A Hollanov edit that's (mostly) Episode 4, but set to Fuck the Pain Away instead of All the Things She Said. #heatedrivalry

[Candy @gleebags]

Happy birthday Hudson Williams! In honor of this most blessed day, I spliced the good bts Glambot footage (the one with actually audible audio and way better angles of the action) with the uncensored slow-mo shot. #HudDay #HudsonWilliams

[Candy @gleebags]

Remake the Alien franchise except every xenomorph is just Hudson Williams wreaking chaos

[Hudson Williams Updates @hudsonwupdates]

Hudson Williams and Sophie Nelisse doing whatever this is via sophie__nelisse.

[Candy @gleebags]

Ahahahaha it's ✨them ✨, it's Saf and Kiri

[The Circus Collective @circuslit]

"The Depths of Friendship" by @gleebags

[Candy @gleebags]

Yo hey i have a short story coming up in this anthology, along with several other rad queer authors, including thee Johannes T. Evans! Jan. 10. Preorder here: https://t.co/o69jE0mFKP

[The Circus Collective @circuslit]

We're so hyped to reveal the cover and release date of DUDES ROCK. Buff aliens and gender-affirming werewolf bites are coming to your shelves on January 10th. Pre-order the e-book now or wait for the paperback to drop!

🌀 you know you wanna click it 🌀
https://t.co/x9l3xG1VVG

[Scot Maupin @scotmaupin]

So quick before 2024 is over I have to share this important research I just did.

Trying to sort out all the other types of mermaid variants that there could be.

(I drew this research on a plane in the dark so plz don't be too harsh on my draftsmanship. It's about the science.)

[Ria @The__Ria]

"A Love Letter to Fangirls" Zine

1/5

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Voters of Iowa, you have an opportunity to do the funniest thing in the history of mankind

[Candy @gleebags]

This man for real thinks about the Roman Empire all the time, and we know exactly why

[Robert J. O'Neill @mchooyah]

You’re not men. You’re boys. If there was no social media, you would be my concubines.

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

BREAKING: Vice President Kamala Harris makes a surprise appearance on Saturday Night Live!

[twitch.tv/yolandafister @yolandafister]

the aliens after their transgender operations

[Father Jerusalem @fatherjerusalem]

@ClarusPolaris I mean he's kind of right. Kamala's out here murdering a baby in its 78th year right on live tv.

[dave wagner @Dbwagner104]

this boy breaks 34 laws A DAY, at a minimum, and has never been convicted even once. skill issue tbh

[Candy @gleebags]

@HeatherOsborn Oh hell yes, congrats!

[Candy @gleebags]

Yo hey a short story I wrote is coming out in Dudes Rock, a queer anthology from Prismatica Press! The story started out as a Pride Month story I composed and published on Twitter.

[prismatica press - order “in the aftermath” today @prismaticapress]

give it up for our incredible authors! we're SO excited to finally reveal the list of talented individuals that will be filling the pages of our new dudes rock anthology!!

[Oliver Darkshire 🌈 @deathbybadger]

"as per my last email"
- vague
- annoyance is only implied
- no costume change

"I did not pass through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm"
- sets up an outfit reveal
- hints at your new and mysterious powers
- establishes correct dynamic (they are worm)

[laura “on the other website too” cavegift @cavegift]

damn girl are you the tower of babel because you are stacked in defiance of god and i cannot speak coherently when you go down

[Candy @gleebags]

@jessliotta Such fond memories of that trip ❤️