thinking about how wymack probably bridal carried neil from the car to his couch after fetching him from the airport post evermore. somebody sedate me pls
this is actually so funny to me because neil really went from “this creep is a walking nightmare” to “i will wage war against god for this man” the very second andrew drops his iconic gay panic confession
neil calling andrew “drew” already has andrew’s heart doing summersaults but imagine years down the line, neil busting out “andrew joseph minyard” in that calm, deadpan voice. now that man would fold on instinct. balls in chokehold. twinge of fear and arousal in equal measure.
there’s something so delicious about neil constantly riling up aaron or kevin just to annoy them while andrew pretends to be unbothered but is secretly living for it.