Dan Gleenuts

Munch, 2x 2K24 MyCareer Champ, Mac Jones hater

[Dan Gleenuts @gleenuts22]

Canada don’t want the smoke, bitchass country

[Dan Gleenuts @gleenuts22]

Tony Romo sucks dick with his ass

[Dan Gleenuts @gleenuts22]

I’ve completely fallen for all the patriots camp propoganda

[Dan Gleenuts @gleenuts22]

@gansettguzzler I’m callin the cops

[Dan Gleenuts @gleenuts22]

Changing my name to popsicle stand

[Dan Gleenuts @gleenuts22]

If 100 men have taken down Bonnie blue, I’m sure they can handle a gorilla

[Dan Gleenuts @gleenuts22]

+1 for white dudes #coop

[Dan Gleenuts @gleenuts22]

Nice try Kamala, you almost got Thursday night footy cancelled… almost.

[Dan Gleenuts @gleenuts22]

Rumors that @RealDealNealer was in the narp gym today, big if true

[James Neal @RealDealNealer]

D2 football players at a small liberal arts school in New Hampshire should not be allowed to have a media day

[Dan Gleenuts @gleenuts22]

First off I wanna thank God for getting me to this point. Also I wanna thank my dog (RIP) gunner, that mf was single his whole life and never complained. That being said I’d like to proudly announce my commitment to being single forever. “Bitches ain’t shit”- Ghandi

[My Mixtapez @mymixtapez]

Kodak Black stops by a youth football team in Florida and gives them a quick speech:

“Say no to drugs, they too good,
Y’all gone like em & go crazy”

[Dan Gleenuts @gleenuts22]

If you’re a man and cuff and woman, chalk me down as your #1 hater

[Dan Gleenuts @gleenuts22]

This is the worst day on the calendar year. Fuck everything.

[Dan Gleenuts @gleenuts22]

@RealDealNealer Worst part is you don’t even know that you’ve got siblings roaming the wild free range mucking way better grass

[Dan Gleenuts @gleenuts22]

If you go to the gym with your girlfriend you should highly contemplate killing yourself

[Dan Gleenuts @gleenuts22]

@Doc_hudson101 If you want it bad enough you’ll eat around the crust all at once to enjoy your hard work in the middle

[Dan Gleenuts @gleenuts22]

You’re black af if you’re playin CFB25 as a DB in the camera angle that’s player locked

[Dan Gleenuts @gleenuts22]

Mac Jones shot trump

[Dan Gleenuts @gleenuts22]

That’s cause they’re wearing white you fucking jackass

[Twizzler2 @Twizzler2ndAcc]

@DBGyt_ U can’t even tell if that even is a Celtics crowd there isn’t any green anywhere 😂