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[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

stoned to the point where i can’t enjoy my movie because i know the actors are acting

[KOBra 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @KOBCOB2]

After the Manchester arena bombings when our girls were killed, this is one image that will stick in my mind. A Sikh. Far more powerful than the white man standing behind him.

I do not want to lose this from my country.

I want Sikhs to stop playing the victim over Henry and remember who you are. I want British people to stop being idiots and remember our allies.

And move forward, together, against the rest of them

[Raven @ravenalternativ]

UK heat got me starfishing on my bed stark bollock naked with a £12 Tesco fan blowing air that feels like someone sighing on me

[retro @CourtneeHendrix]

You damn near 30 still ain’t touched 20 racks that’s ashamed

[alexjm 🇺🇸 @alexjmingolla]

@Footballtweet When your country’s 3-0 down at the half and ice spice starts twerkin on stage

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

Dude sings “creep” by Radiohead

[Kenny Okoye🇳🇬 @TruthfulUfcFan]

Buckley was starstruck I’m crying 😭😭😭

[G @glegro23]

Nate’s dad from euphoria

[h @htomufc]

20 degrees at 9am

[G @glegro23]

Sales has no correlation with what your making up you do

[LionGlass 🦁 @TheLionGlass]

Sales is the only skill you can use in ANY situation.

I used to book hotels and tell them,

"I'm coming with my girlfriend, and I'm planning on proposing to her.

I'm investigating your hotel as a potential wedding venue, secretly.

I've booked my Mrs into your spa -

Can you please arrange, in secret, either a tour or a meeting with the wedding manager if this is possible.

It would also really help me if there was any room upgrades,

really deck it out - I want it to be a really special for her

so if we DO end up getting married here, it'll be a no brainer."

The hotel staff are thinking - holy shit that's a $40,000 wedding sale, give him a free room upgrade.

I was never going to marry the girl anyway, just wanted to be with her in the penthouse suite.

They'll literally roll out the red carpet for you.

I swear I've blagged my way into having people send me 3 trolleys of breakfast using sales techniques.

sales is everywhere.

[Lee Cunningham @toastytoad79]

Nahhh i can't ever delete Instagram holy fuck 😭😭😭

[TMC Music Connoisseur | THE WIZARD OUT NOW🧙🏽‍♂️ @MusicConnoisseu]

Giggs’ Colors session was magical, the level of chill in this is unbelievable

[🦣Tanimal @Tanimal]

-disrespectful
-homosexual

feel free to add to the list

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

OH SHE'S SO REAL FOR THAT😭🥹

[Mike Majlak @mikemajlak]

don’t ever listen to the gurus or the life simplifiers. nobody is ever going to be able to tell you how to win life.

there is nothing simple about this shit.

build a business. hit the gym. settle down. have kids!

none of that will prepare you for disease. tragedy. bankruptcy. betrayal. mortality. addiction. mental illness. trauma. homelessness.

if you think you’re above any of that shit cuz you read what some idiot on twitter tells you then i promise you got another thing coming.

it has always been pray for the best, plan for the worst. stick and move and keep pushing forward.

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

W neighbor ♥️

[TMC Music Connoisseur | THE WIZARD OUT NOW🧙🏽‍♂️ @MusicConnoisseu]

didn’t think Giggs x Quavo back to back would go so hard, what an unexpected link up 😮‍💨

[Crocodile Cam⚡️🇨🇻 @CrocodileCam]

Everyday.

[Abdi @AbdiTV]

Skepta & JME just hopped on DJ AG street set 😳🔥