Matthew Gleich

[World Record Egg @egg_rt_record]

Let's set a world record together and get the most retweeted tweet on Twitter. Beating the current world record held by Yusaku Maezawa @yousuck2020 (5.3 million!)

We got this 🙌

[Marc McCoy @MarcMcCoy13]

TWITTER PLEASE HELP!
Help me get the DREAM CAR!
Free rides for all if we get it!

[Matthew Gleich @gleich47]

@DradonDay30 you've only been working there 2 days

[Matthew Gleich @gleich47]

@WTFPrankVids @lanneamillar

[Matthew Gleich @gleich47]

Hurray hurray it's the first of May outdoor fucking starts today

[Matthew Gleich @gleich47]

Strippers will be making a new friend tonight #18tonight

[Matthew Gleich @gleich47]

Stoned or drunk I'll weld your junk

[Matthew Gleich @gleich47]

@tana_miller I don't think the population is low I've hit 2 already and just about one today lol#toodammany

[Matthew Gleich @gleich47]

@DradonDay30 This is honestly the stupidest thing I've read all day

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Every teenager with no concept of money:

"I'm moving out as soon as I get the chance"

[Matthew Gleich @gleich47]

@XxNuts and a 1/2

[Matthew Gleich @gleich47]

When you pass someone on a gravel road and they don't wave back 😒#bitches

[Matthew Gleich @gleich47]

That shity moment when only two people can watch Netflix and I'm not one of them

[milk @miilkkk]

When kids point out things you’re really self conscious about http://t.co/ohSzBUVyan