memory lane67

A woman with a view 😉 Vote Reform UK 🇬🇧

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@DeanEggitt Why is the surgery practically empty when I go for an appointment?What are the doctors doing??

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@piersmorgan It absolutely doesn’t

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@YNWAANDY28 Come to Bolton-you’ll be shrouded in clouds forever

[Lissa♥️♥️ @lizzkelly7]

I was boarding a packed commuter train with a heavy, explicitly measured carry-on suitcase. I found my reserved seat, but the overhead rack directly above it was entirely taken up by three massive shopping bags from an upscale department store, laid flat to prevent wrinkling.
​A woman in the adjacent seat watched me look at the rack. "Oh, don't touch those," she said quickly. "Those are expensive silk dresses for a wedding. If you put your bag up there, they’ll get crushed."
​"Where should I put my bag?" I asked.
​"Well, there's space at the very end of the carriage, near the doors," she suggested, as if offering a brilliant solution.
​"If I put my bag there, I can't see it, and it's a high-theft zone," I said, already lifting my suitcase. "I paid for this seat, which includes the use of this rack."
​"You are going to ruin a bride's day!" she hissed, trying to block the rack with her hand.
​"Then the bride should have bought a garment bag or a first-class ticket," I said. I gently but firmly pushed her hand aside, slid her shopping bags closer together so they were upright, and slotted my suitcase right into the designated space. She spent the next two hours radiating pure, silent fury, which honestly made the journey quite peaceful.

[Patrick Christys @PatrickChristys]

Call me old fashioned but I preferred our country before Somalians started trying to behead people in the street.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Enough.

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@joebrowns I am trying to order an evoucher -I get as far as filling in payment details and it just won’t work.

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@CarlBovisNature Every day

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@DearS_o_n Wait until your 58-then it’s truly off the scale

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@drabdulhameed07 Human birth is a miracle 💕

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

Friendly reminder that your cat has no idea what you weigh, how much money you earn, or what you have failed at. They’re just happy they have you 🥹

[David @latte147]

They say once you retire you will travel more. What they don't tell you is it's to doctors appointments. 😂

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@Matt_Pinner Heaven

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@iAnonPatriot When life was civilised

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@mrmikeMTL Always

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@NolanColeen You’re looking incredible x

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@Keir_Starmer And Lent….?

[Benonwine @benonwine]

Does anyone else not just think about what’s happened to the UK and could just cry.

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@Lord_Sugar @bbcapprentice The men are dire-except Dan,a calmness about him

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@KhananiShingan1 Where do I start….