Glenda Martin

lover of Jesus & taking naps

[Glenda Martin @glenduhhhhh]

Me: *Does all my laundry*

My Brain:
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it

Me: *leaves my clothes in the basket for a week*

[chyna p @chynesefoood]

Why did I grow up thinking Olive Garden and red lobster was 5star restaurants top notch fine dining 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Glenda Martin @glenduhhhhh]

@KatieKindlee anything for you bby gorl :)

[~ @viagrafaII]

being a toddlers favorite person is a flex

[Glenda Martin @glenduhhhhh]

@jen_callaway Take lots of zinc and vitamin D. When I was sick I took a medicine called Zicam and you can get it at any drug store.

[☣︎ @BigMo_tion]

Me checking if everyone is vibing with the song I put on

[Glenda Martin @glenduhhhhh]

💜💜💜

[Glenda Martin @glenduhhhhh]

@hope__eileen You do you bby girl

[Glenda Martin @glenduhhhhh]

Patient: yeah they put me in an MRI which is this big hot tube
Me: wow that's not cool... literally

*cue awkward silence*

[Glenda Martin @glenduhhhhh]

want to know what bothers me? When GROWN people act like this. What happened to all the respect and love left in the world?

[Glenda Martin @glenduhhhhh]

The Walmart workers at the self checkout lines that breathe down your back when you are checking out

[shereen @shereeny]

who’s not police but FEELS like police to you?

[Glenda Martin @glenduhhhhh]

@georgehalback 1213glen

[Glenda Martin @glenduhhhhh]

@georgehalback Glen1213

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

Who needs help today?? I’m going to pick 3 random people who retweet this and send them $3,000 ♥️ Love you guys

[Glenda Martin @glenduhhhhh]

@georgehalback $1213glen !

[Glenda Martin @glenduhhhhh]

This conversation literally just happened

My friend: "Glenda you're about to get hit by a car"
Me: "yeah, probably"

can you tell that im stressed?