G l e n d y .

24. ALA|LGA💕

[G l e n d y . @glendyxo]

I call my mom to ask for her recipes and I’m asking how much ingredients do i put and she keeps saying “un poquito” & Im like “pero cuanto mami” & she’s like “un poquito, tu vas a saber” and Im like “ok mami” & then she says “una o dos cuchadarras” so “una or dos?!?!” 🥺🥺🥺🥺

[🌸kittie🌸 𝓁𝒾𝓃𝓀 𝒾𝓃 𝒷𝒾𝑜 💕 @kittiee333]

somehow, "i would kill for my kid" is valid and acceptable, but "i would illegally cross a border for my kid" is an incomprehensible act of evil

[G l e n d y . @glendyxo]

Every year we travel to family for the holidays but this year we are staying home so I’m able to decorate and it’s going to look like santa threw up in my house i can’t wait

[G l e n d y . @glendyxo]

@_sincerleyYOUrs

[G l e n d y . @glendyxo]

Go Seahawks

[G l e n d y . @glendyxo]

@_sincerleyYOUrs

[Myles Snowden @airbustasnow]

my face when they point the temperature gun at me to take my temperature.....

[G l e n d y . @glendyxo]

Es que yo no puedo con la jente

[Nick Jonas @nickjonas]

I’ve been to the year 3000 not much has changed, except everyone was wearing a mask.

[G l e n d y . @glendyxo]

I gotta lot of ppl tryna drain from this energy

[𝖢𝖧𝖠𝖭𝖤𝖫 @ChanelLxuren]

There was a whole black out in Harlem and some Dominican yelled “Sabe lo que paso? Alguien prendió el aire y la plancha” 😭😭😭😭 the foolery

[G l e n d y . @glendyxo]

Scrolling through the stupidity that people post on Facebook requires a level of patience that i do not have

[G l e n d y . @glendyxo]

Please stop pulling your mask under your chin when you’re out in public and put it OVER your nose when wearing it.

[G l e n d y . @glendyxo]

All you wanna do is gas me

[G l e n d y . @glendyxo]

TMI lol but, I just tried using the nose frida, a regular bulb syringe, a q tip, and my pinkie nail to get a booger out of my son’s nose but he wouldn’t let me get it so, I held his head down and sucked the booger out..... oh parenthood

[G l e n d y . @glendyxo]

I skip through ig and snap stories so fast, it’s just a habit at this point