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[Luca$ @glengarybobross]

You drive a chevy camaro, I drive a car with stuffed crust pizzas for wheels, we are not the same

[Luca$ @glengarybobross]

@LFiellin @AmtrakNECAlerts Agreed!!

[Luca$ @glengarybobross]

Someone's eating sour watermelon mike and ikes while drinking a diet orange soa

[Luca$ @glengarybobross]

@stella_immanuel If you are a woman of science as you claim in your bio, you would know about celiac disease, an autoimmune disorder that wrecks the body's gut upon ingesting gluten.

I am not gluten free by choice, or because it's a fad. It is a medically prescribed diet

[Luca$ @glengarybobross]

A boycott is people voicing their opinion, dummy
"Vox populi, vox dei"

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Thank you, President @realDonaldTrump!

[Luca$ @glengarybobross]

@funkyfroot @connorthemiller

[Dhillan @dhillsposable]

I made an extra bag of these strawberry dipped lemonades, so the right thing to do is have a GIVEAWAY!

I’ll be giving away a free bag to one lucky person 🏆

All you have to do is RT this post and tag a friend you’d like to share these with ☻

[Luca$ @glengarybobross]

@tarantulaparade Depends on the color

[Luca$ @glengarybobross]

@drinkolipop Shooting my shot

[Luca$ @glengarybobross]

Prepare to be stumped my friend
Name me this one

[Jehtt @TurboJehtt]

Not me. Show me a picture of any Pokemon and I will name it no problem

[Luca$ @glengarybobross]

It's going to keep going up, isn't it

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨#BREAKING: NASA officials now report a 2.6% chance of an asteroid striking Earth in 2032, up from 2.2% yesterday and previously at 2.4%. This equates to a 1 in 38 chance of impact, with a 97.4% likelihood that the asteroid will miss. The asteroid is estimated to be between 130 and 330 feet in diameter.

The highest risk assessment an asteroid has ever received was 2.7% in back 2004.

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨#BREAKING: NASA officials now report a 2.6% chance of an asteroid striking Earth in 2032, up from 2.2% yesterday and previously at 2.4%. This equates to a 1 in 38 chance of impact, with a 97.4% likelihood that the asteroid will miss. The asteroid is estimated to be between 130 and 330 feet in diameter.

The highest risk assessment an asteroid has ever received was 2.7% in back 2004.

[Luca$ @glengarybobross]

Gonna make A Doll's House escape room. Call it Torvald's Door Vault

[Luca$ @glengarybobross]

Everyone praises the child (nerds gummy clusters) and scorns the mother (nerds rope)

[Luca$ @glengarybobross]

WE BELIEVE
IN STEPHEN VOGT

[Warriors on NBCS @NBCSWarriors]

Former Athletics and Giants catcher Stephen Vogt is in the building for tonight's game 🙌

[Luca$ @glengarybobross]

I used to think that The Rizzler was some fictional character akin to the Hamburglar. Turns out he is

[Luca$ @glengarybobross]

@Pick6 736,547

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

BEAST GAME EPISODE 3 IS OUT NOW!

To celebrate, I'm giving away $100,000 total to 10 random people who like and retweet this post!

Go watch it here: https://t.co/Yntf9E7FTN

[Luca$ @glengarybobross]

Don't have a spreadsheet but do keep track of money found

[heɪz(ə)l @cisgenderhaver]

my dad, definitely not autistic, just told me he has a spreadsheet of absolutely every single transaction he makes. 8000-10000 per year. I asked if he would log it if he found money on the ground and he said yes

[Luca$ @glengarybobross]

The TSA agent asked me to open my luggage. "What's all this here?". I pulled out a bag of bagels. "These can't cross state lines, bub. Not like this."

I went to grab it and throw it away. He yelled at me to stop. He handed me a tub of cream cheese and said Merry Christmas