“Ok,listen very carefully, do NOT mention bananas and rice. Ok? If you go out there and you don’t mention bananas and rice, then when you’re done you can have bananas and rice. But just DON’T mention the bananas and rice. Ok? Good girl.”
@LouHaigh@lewis_goodall I don’t suppose you know where I could buy a shady phone? Not got a lot to spend, so preferably something that’s been knocked off from a workplace.