"That test says he's as dumb as a fence post, but when he hits, he looks like Einstein to me." #BumPhillips, talking about a player who did poorly in the #Wonderlic test
@sonofbum#HoustonOilers
Born on this day in 1922, Texas Basketball Coach #AbeLemons, the funniest man in the history of college basketball
"You did great son, you scored one more point than a dead man" on his star player scoring one point in a game
@TexasMBB#TexasBasketball#Longhorns
"I was just trying to come in and make a good impression." #AaronSanchez, on joining the #Astros and helping to throw a no hitter in his first start #Nohitter@astros