Dorothy Peterson

A BEST friend scolds you like a dad, cares like a mom, teases like a sister, irritates like a brother, & loves you more than a lover.

[Bobbie Martin @Amidon2Duflo]

Is he serious? lol http://t.co/o6rl3kqHUt

[Santana Mack @KrommUrsula]

Friendzone level: human bridge http://t.co/HBCDnHArz2

[Robin Michalak @ChMadge]

You're 9 and you have a phone? ... Who do you call? Dora?

[Lessie Clark @SofiaTeal]

POLICE OFFICER: "How high are you?" ME: "No officer. It's 'Hi, how are you?'"

[Dorothy Peterson @glenystroiani]

I've said it before and I'll say it again. "It."

[Audrey Bussey @cindibostich]

Women vs men http://t.co/TNLPFWpvmb

[Myrtle Steves @KaraSirls]

You don't got to like me but you damn sure gonna respect me